Who the hell...

[Agozer]

Maybe namco wasn't too sure how the europeans would welcome a japanese samurai... Then again, I'm just speculating. As for Ivy, her original outfit might have offended some sensetive people.

[Robert]

Weirdy here is your text translated (if you can work out what it means)

 

ASA - You do not know your own parent sibling. The origin when with the English port, matter and mind being attached, had lived alone. In the town which hits to the base of the Atlantic Ocean trade route, with the vagrancy child and the sufficient change income which passes that day one day was possible with a lot of. At the time of eight years old, being invited in the sailor who becomes intimate, he rode in the boat. The everyday life which lives on the sea as a chore person in charge of the merchant ship was pleasant. But loved in the sailors as an emblem of the boat, the traveling which is related to in the world informed end in only 2 years. When the country of distant east - - the golden island and Japan which is praised visiting, pulling you took the Sakai wealthy merchant who is the partner of transaction him as an adopted child. That merchant when the article of the West the collection is done as a proof of wealth, pulling took him in the same feeling, but whim and the like of such an adult there is no reason which you can understand in the child of only ten years old. For the first time, he who obtains the person who can be called the father was ecstasy. In order to be liked even a little in the foster father, you remembered Japanese and manners and the hand habit eagerly. The Japanese as "the child of the stranger who like the Japanese behaves" the り, as for the foster father was begged unusually eventually, him presented to the thane who is the customer in the form of the manners learning. At the battlefield, that figure was the target of the appearance. The arrow, the blade, the bullet of the lead attacks to him. To survive, only it fought recklessly. The time which and the sutra, self-confidence has the numerous battlefield in the arm and is, a certain day he became aware suddenly. Being here in Japanese, also being the stranger it is one timber chute which does not have the foundation, that. The Japanese do not see simply you just look by your with the good odd eye, never the alone China (with densely) as. Therefore with saying, he whom already word of the home you forget, there is no either technique which returns to the western person. Absurd insecurity and irritation, attacked him. If how it does, whether it is recognized as the person - - - the fact that it conceives was the け which is to fight. The feat is raised and reputation is increased, the important matter which which it cannot do in anyone is achieved! Without understanding whether what should have been achieved, he was present of the master's residence and 奔 did, scampered the battlefield. Because it becomes strong, the dead wire it dived and passed through many degrees. As a result when the people seem like the glass ball, you praise any which are lost and, the そ palm are one side of the blue eye, as for those which are obtained the redlight destrict being brought up which draw close to your own shadow quietly are dear the woman where the self-confidence that and the countless scar and, it is not defeated by anyone. The time where the mixed race baby increased birth cry, one rumor reached in that ear. Suspicious looking horseman of the West. And the Seoul edge. Now is, for him whom it should form, that seemed like one revelation is not discovering. That soldier is pushed down and the sword which if is called hit and miss is obtained, very this time perhaps the people it recognizes their own capability. So, if it does, the sweetheart and celebration word can be listed and, probably there are no either times when the child can look strange. The woman and the milk drinking child were left, he rode in the boat after 20 years. The instant where the canvas is filled the wind of departure, to that the scenery of the birthplace which has been forgotten completely, in the inner part of the eye like vision it revived.

[Agozer]

Babelfish? I hope not.

[Robert]

It is a lot of babble... perhaps that's what gave it away.