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Happy 4th Of July


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This is the day when our forefathers were like "Yo man! flock them British punks! No taxation without represenation, bitches!"

 

Then they wrote up a bunch of documents that said we were free and the British didn't like that so they sent the army. Paul Revere was left in charge of alerting the townspeople when the British arrived but all he wanted to do was smoke weed and jerk off. Well, the British army got pwned after a long and hard battle on both sides. General Washington captured General Cornwallis and raped him in the ass.

 

And there was much rejoicing.

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General Washington captured General Cornwallis and raped him in the ass.

 

and somehow, that gets left out of every history book.

 

Happy 4th to all who it applies to today :angry:

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I have to get outta state to fully enjoy today. It's illegal to shoot fireworks in Georgia.

 

Plus it's an uncomfortable day since my last grandfather died yesterday.

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Sorry to hear, Skythe. It's never good when a relative passes right around a holiday...

 

That's a pretty strict ban, if it's statewide. I've heard of not being able to shoot them off in city limits, like we have around here, but an entire state? Geez :angry:

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