Happy 4th Of July

[Weirdy]

I still think it's funny how seditious speech is illegal when doing so was how this country was started

[Gryph]

This is the day when our forefathers were like "Yo man! flock them British punks! No taxation without represenation, bitches!"

 

Then they wrote up a bunch of documents that said we were free and the British didn't like that so they sent the army. Paul Revere was left in charge of alerting the townspeople when the British arrived but all he wanted to do was smoke weed and jerk off. Well, the British army got pwned after a long and hard battle on both sides. General Washington captured General Cornwallis and raped him in the ass.

 

And there was much rejoicing.

[Z-Neo]

General Washington captured General Cornwallis and raped him in the ass.

 

and somehow, that gets left out of every history book.

 

Happy 4th to all who it applies to today

[Skythe]

I have to get outta state to fully enjoy today. It's illegal to shoot fireworks in Georgia.

 

Plus it's an uncomfortable day since my last grandfather died yesterday.

[Z-Neo]

Sorry to hear, Skythe. It's never good when a relative passes right around a holiday...

 

That's a pretty strict ban, if it's statewide. I've heard of not being able to shoot them off in city limits, like we have around here, but an entire state? Geez

[ken_cinder]

Nobody said Happy Canada Day on the 1st........so I ain't saying anything for the 4th.

[Weirdy]

well you should've told us then

[Jjangthekid]

Happy 4th of July.. Woot =D

[Prican25]

well its a boring day for me but anyway, happy 4th of july to those that care hehe

[Gryph]

I was in the kitchen watching TV while I flipped by NBC airing the New York fireworks. I was hoping the barge would explode.

[solidius23]

Happy 4th guys