Identify your dream woman!

[miko]

Marge Bouvier

[Wizard]

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Half-dead, bleeding, with a huge key you say....

[Agozer]

Let's see... girls with swords.

[Wizard]

Let's see... girls with swords.

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...Touché

[Gryph]

- Sense of humor. Must enjoy Seinfeld, George Carlin, most other stand up comedy. edgy humor, must not be easily disgusted with semen jokes, and must be able to make fun of people on command.

- Intelligent. Must be well read on most topics and be able to carry a conversation/debate concerning many topics.

- Professional minded. Someone who is going somewhere in life. Preferably one on a path to being a lawyer, physician, engineer, or scientist/professor.

- Farily liberal, both socially and politically.

- Must have good taste in movies, music, books, art, etc.

- Must be able to put up with my nerdy habits and nerdy friends.

 

Now to mention the physical traits. (Just imagine Jessica Alba)

- Brunette

- Brown eyes

- No more than 5'7"

- B-C cup.

- Medium gluteus maximus.

- Nice legs.

- Body must be proportional.

- Fit but not overly musculur.

- DSL.

- Fully shaved legs always and also shaved down there.

- +- 1 my age

[Wizard]

- Sense of humor. Must enjoy Seinfeld, George Carlin, most other stand up comedy. edgy humor, must not be easily disgusted with semen jokes, and must be able to make fun of people on command.

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It's hard to find a women who loves Seinfeld and likes Wu-Tang Clan.

[Gryph]

- Sense of humor. Must enjoy Seinfeld, George Carlin, most other stand up comedy. edgy humor, must not be easily disgusted with semen jokes, and must be able to make fun of people on command.

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It's hard to find a women who loves Seinfeld and likes Wu-Tang Clan.

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That's why it's a dream girl.

[Z-Neo]

-around 5'4 - 5'8

-hair color: anything but blonde

-eye color - green

-likes outdoor activities

-breasts: 36D

-shapely legs

-fun-loving personality

-at least some intelligence

-MUTE (j/k)

[Lucandrake]

-5'7-5'9

-Hair color: Hmm, Black!

-Eye color: Hmm, Hasle!

-Likes kinky stuff (im15..)

-breasts: Anything C cup

-Shaves legs and other parts

-Really fun to hang out with

- Around my sense of intelegence

-Doesnt talk to much or to little

[Skythe]

Mine actually exists. I must get a pic "even though doing so might get my dad fired from Microsoft".

[miko]

3 ft high with a flat top, that way i can sit my pint on her head whilst getting a blow pop

Edited July 21, 2005 by GameCop