Earn some easy money!

[Alpha]

 

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Catch a stray cow from the hundreds roaming the streets of New Delhi, haul it to a state shelter and you will be given 2,000 rupees ($46) for your pains.

 

The Hindustan Times newspaper said Friday the Delhi High Court had passed an order instructing city authorities to offer money to rid the Indian capital of the cattle menace.

 

An estimated 35,000 cows and buffaloes roam free in the capital, sharing space with hordes of monkeys, camels and stray dogs. Traffic routinely comes to a halt to allow animals to amble across highways, leading to accidents and sometimes deaths.

 

Cows are sacred to Hindus, who make up a bulk of India's billion-plus population, and just a rumor of mistreatment can prompt angry mobs to attack people in revenge.

 

I can probabaly move the monkeys and camels (unless they don't spit or fart at me), but that's about it.

[suvo]

good find G'c. i want 2,000 rupees. zelda money . haha there sacred to them and they let them roam free.... i dont get it

[Alpha]

good find G'c. i want 2,000 rupees. zelda money . haha there sacred to them and they let them roam free.... i dont get it

Lord have mercy, I created a simple comma feature on this forum to fix your space after each one. Now you make a fragment (2 word sentence) with periods a billion times in your post? For the sake of mankind, use that $500, AND BUY A DAMN GRAMMAR BOOK!!

 

EDIT: G.C. or GC... what in the BLUE HELL is G`c ?????????

[Agozer]

Suvo, at least try to save GC from heartburns even once in a while. You're killing him.

[suvo]

Ahha it's funny because i did that on purpose. I know how to say it, so why didn't I?

[Robert]

Back on topic now please.

 

It's certainly an easy way to get rich. Why they think cows are sacred is beyond me, but if there's money to be made, why not.

[Inky]

2000 rupees would buy a lot of heart containers and bombs.

Edited August 7, 2005 by garageink

[Gryph]

I remember one time when my grandparents visited us I proposed half-jokingly that India should become a major beef eating and exporting nation to take care of this problem and they gave me this look of horror like I commited unspeakable blasphemy.

[Weirdy]

I'd be all "ohh sorry, idk what happend. They fell into an industrial grinder and that's the last I know of" *burp*

[OverlordMondo]

I saw the Master Sword on EBay for just 20000 rupees. That's 10 cows for the Master Sword!

 

Okay, enough Zelda jokes.

 

I'd sure as hell catch cows for 46 dollars, it'd be awesome.

[Gryph]

That's a hell of a lot of money for people over there.