emsley Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Going to "jizz in my pants." Grim is right never put the woman on a pedestal. As simple as I can put this: When gunning for a 9 or 10 simply: 1. Display higher status: (This has to be done indirect such as talking to a friend with in ear shot of her if you talk directly to her she will feel like your "trying" with her I don’t make the rules!! just know what works. Displaying higher status: Yeah the Porsche is back in the garage - or - God I love my job! I just love helping mentally challenged kids! 2. Display humour QUICKLY! ( Don’t be goofy! and don’t make the character in the joke you that is getting laughed at!) Such as "man remember betty? Super model Betty? She wouldn’t leave me alone! Remember that time I had to hide in the toilets until she had gone? 3. Now you can "open her" Pick an item of her clothing "and say nice boots!" Or you can NEG her "(the aim here is to not say anything about her beauty or you're fucked!!!! don’t say nice tits can i jizz on them? One time I negged this girl she said to me "Do you think I look nice?" So I looked at her and said "I dont like your watch." See? you get them talking to you and she is proving her self to you. Now you can esculate the conversation and remember to lean out don’t lean in body language is super important. If you have the balls just say "I’m tired of women only been beautiful on the outside your not one of them are you were i have to install a personality in you are you?" Again you get her proving her self to you... End on your kind of cool I guess maybe we could talk again hey why don’t you put your number in here, hand her your phone with the contact added as "Potential wife number 45" She will laugh her ass off and give you her number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skythe Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 I prefer to get em drunk and fuck em in their own car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emsley Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Tell us how plz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Tell us how plz.1. find a drunk one2. tell her you need a ride to go get some french toast.3. ????4.PROFIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cominus Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Tell us how plz.1. find a drunk one2. tell her you need a ride to go get some french toast.3. ????4.PROFIT! Where did that come from? I've seene it on another forum, is it like I heard you liek mudkipz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O-Fear Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Some hot chick + Rihanna. Enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emsley Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 O-fear your posting black people dude!! We are all gonna fucking die!! PROFIT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cominus Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 O-fear your posting black people dude!! We are all gonna fucking die!! PROFIT!!!! I really wanna do a black chick, my first real g/f was black but that way yearrrrrrrrrs ago, never got to hit it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emsley Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I slept with a black chick. She was very loving. (very kind eyes) She went cold on me though... Best guess she thought i was gonna hurt her or she was a player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucandrake Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Black chicks look like monkeys. I can never touch one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdy Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 oh no you di'n't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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