iq_132 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 I guess I should start out that I live about 5 minutes from Michigan (international) Speedway. Having said that, I think I can now go on my rant. I just hate these idiots. I go to the largest town in the area (Jackson), and in the mall there are a tons of pushy, obnoxious morons, with breath-taking mullets. These people are loud and don't care that there are people at the mall to shop and not have idiots bumping into them and then being rude about it. The next thing that bothers me is the traffic. As soon as nas-tard week gets here, It's nearly impossible to drive on the main roads. Every mullet-ed idiot with a care and a case or two of beer is on the road and heading to MIS. Having to work 20 minutes away really sucks because I have to leave an extra 15-20 minutes to make it on time After the race, these drunken (sometimes angry) idiots are on the road again, tailgating, driving like they were actually racecar drivers, and just being dicks.This leads to the police being out in huge numbers and pulling everyone over that drives a little unusual or is out after 2 am (which I usually am), even if the driver made no mistakes. I got pulled over twice in 3 days last nascar week, and was never given a ticket Still quite aggrivating though... And really the last thing that annoys me about these Nas-tards is that they always leave the sides of the roads lined with beer cans, bottles, and other redneck paraphenalia. This just makes my town look terrible for weeks and requires quite a lot of cleanup time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madi Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 *IN A DEEP REDNECK VOICE* GO VIAGRA CAR GO!funny thing is i really heard an old reckneck guy say this..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 I hate Nascar but I'm sure I'd hate it more if I had to deal with all that. I pity you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdy Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 what's so fun about seeing a bunch of left turns anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 what's so fun about seeing a bunch of left turns anyway?<{POST_SNAPBACK}>The chance to see a major accident and maybe even a fatality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iq_132 Posted August 21, 2005 Author Share Posted August 21, 2005 what's so fun about seeing a bunch of left turns anyway?The chance to see a major accident and maybe even a fatality.Yeah, I guess... like watching hockey for the fights...Still not reason enough for me to watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucandrake Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 My dads watching some nascar on tnt as I wright this.... and I can hear the announcers from my room...... they sound like there having orgasms from the nascar "exitment" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suvo Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 nascar = Overated, why do so many people enjoy it.I hate it and think its gay. also it would suck to live right near it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken_cinder Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Nascar = Redneck RacingBeer = Redneck Juice Any more redneck tie-ins? I can't think of any right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Nascar = Redneck RacingBeer = Redneck Juice Any more redneck tie-ins? I can't think of any right now.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>New age country music = Redneck TunesBlue Collar Comedy = Redneck HumorPick up trucks = Redneck MobilesGeorge W. Bush = Leader of Rednecks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbawmu2 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Nascar = Redneck RacingBeer = Redneck Juice Any more redneck tie-ins? I can't think of any right now.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>New age country music = Redneck TunesBlue Collar Comedy = Redneck HumorPick up trucks = Redneck MobilesGeorge W. Bush = Leader of Rednecks <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lmao i think i just ripped my stitches... ha ha oww, ha ha owww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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