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Courtesy of WWE.com...

 

The Juniors Are Coming!

Oct. 15, 2005

 

In an unprecedented collaboration, network executive Palmer Canon and SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long announced today the introduction of a new WWE wrestling division exclusive to Friday Night SmackDown: The Juniors.

 

The Juniors Division will be comprised of world-class athletes at or below 5 feet tall. “Midgets, dwarves, the little people; they’re all welcome,” said Long. “We don’t discriminate against anybody on my show, as long as they can bring it.”

 

“The network believes there’s big ratings and big excitement in the new Juniors Division," Canon added. "I think fans will be shocked at what these tiny, but very talented, competitors can add to the already incredibly gifted roster here on Friday Night SmackDown.”

 

this is sad and funny at the same time. smackdown is doing so bad that they need midgets to boost ratings. if they'd just let the cruisers do thier thing they wouldn't need to hire a bunch of midgets.

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Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss looooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww.

 

 

I wish they weren't so picky and start doing some stuff like...Ok, nothing can be done. I'll just stick to watching TNA.

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Jeff and his father run it initially.

 

THey lose all rights to the NWA titles sometime in 2008 I think.

 

There are alot of young talent in TNA. Espeically in the X-Division, lots of good stuff has come from that, like how it was the Lucha and crusierweight styles of the mid-90's in ECW and in WCW.

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I predict they will push the mifgets for a few weeks, see no one cares, and start feeding them to JBL for midget squash matches :afro:

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