Mag Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 someone wrote this.. and man I cracked up when I noticed #18 and #35 1. We keep our last name.2. The garage is all ours.3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.4. Chocolate is just another snack.5. We can be president.6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.8. The world is our urinal.9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.10. Same work, more pay.11. Wrinkles add character.12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.16. One mood, ALL the time.17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.18. We know stuff about tanks.19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.20. We can open all our own jars.21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.24. Everything on our face stays its original color.25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.27. We almost never have strap problems in public.28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.30. We don't have to shave below our neck.31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 I love no. 29. My father has the same hairstyle since 1960! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 35 is so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooz Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 I always thought I was happier because I don't bleed out my privates. *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nusumenai Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 35 is so true.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, I actually do that. Except I don't go on that day, because I hate the mall when it's packed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 I always thought I was happier because I don't bleed out my privates. *shrug*<{POST_SNAPBACK}>dude, you don't bleed out of your privates?!? [billy madison voice] everyone bleeds out of thier privates. it's the coolest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suvo Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 ^haha. This is stunning, All of it is so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuronMaster Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 I LOLED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Heh, 17 FTW. Who am I kidding? All of them are true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybarite Paladin AxL Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 this is the most slaptastic list I've read OMGand yeah why don't bleed out of our cox and it's never "that time of the month" for us XD let's add 36. We are the kings of the internet37. We have taste in cars, and can actually drive them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 what a great list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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