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i was thinking about Metal gear solid and remembered the guy in the cloaking suit, he is near invisable and decides to fight you in a lift. cue cries of "ha ha ha you can't s.. AAGGH!" :) think of any others?

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Bowsers pretty dumb, if i knew i could be jumped on 3 times and i would die, i would consider a spikey hat at least.

 

and a vote has to go for the #ahem# prostitutes of grand theft auto.

Have your wicked way with them pay them, let them leave, run them over or even shoot the hell out of them returning your money in full. :)

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how about jill and chris in resident evil? it takes them ages to work out the "THINGS" are zombies, jill and barry split up to "cover more ground". jill finds a piece of paper telling her to kill the zombies by shooting them in the head but carries on shooting them in the chest :)

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I would say any character in a Japanese RPG.

 

I mean they walk around then come up to say a small fence or a knee high bush and it's "nooooo I can't go this way, because I would have to lift my leg up" or maybe it's a 2 feet gap in a wall "nooooo I can't go that way because I would have to turn sideways", or perhaps a branch, a small wall or any obstical which you might need to jump to get over. NO you can't jump or smash up a fence with your huge big sword! You have to go on a 2 hour long trek round some monster infested forest/mountain path! Well I want to just climb up the bloody tree, smash the fence down, hop over the branch and onto the next bit of ground! Then you have the fact that you can just walk into any house which takes your fancy and the owner lets you raid his treasure chests or tells you valuable information. If that was some spikey haired dude walking into my house, I would kick his ass! "SPIKEY MAN, NO! THATS MY MONEY, NOW PUT IT BACK BEFORE I SHAVE YOU BALD, YOU MANIC TEENAGE DEPRESSIVE ON A QUEST TO SAVE THE WORLD AND AVENGE YOUR PARENTS DEATH!"

 

phew, that felt good hehe :)

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Another one. The professor guy in Phantasy Star Online on the Dreamcast. You have to escort him through all the levels and against the sewer worm boss and he only has a certain amount of energy. So you have to keep healing him. Seriously, when my character got NOL'd I couldn't be bothered playing it ever again (until PSO v 2 :) ) because I would have to redo that freaking level. The Professor sucks!! sucks I tell you!

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Rpg side quests givers

 

Person: I'll give you this excalibur if you....Obatin the magic gem in the mountains. You havta get through all these powerful monsters. 500000 dragons guard the gem so watch out! There are fake gems that if u touch them...you will die!

You:..... *stabs man and steals excalibur*

 

I mean they dont even care that their world is gonna be destroyed and you are the only hope left.

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Any RPG guy

 

hero: do you know something about the medalion of sulaca?

RPG guy:yes, its in my... no, its not, forget what I just said.

hero: do you know something about the medalion of sulaca?

RPG guy:yes, its in my... no, its not, forget what I just said.

hero: do you know something about the medalion of sulaca?

RPG guy:yes, its in my... no, its not, forget what I just said.

hero: do you know something about the medalion of sulaca?

RPG guy:yes, its in my... no, its not, forget what I just said.

 

and so on

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  • 4 years later...

teleports

why it onl can do to specific places in many games?

why don't they give us anywhere teleport?

like crash bandicoot or mario bros

why don't the warpzone goes to the crystal?

why don't the warpzone go to bowser's castle?

and many more

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