Millionare marries dolphin

[Elazul Yagami]

Millionare Marries Dolphin

 

 

 

People: 29 December 2005, Thursday.

 

A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.

 

Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.

 

Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.

 

The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.

 

Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

 

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was cited as saying. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.

 

MY ASS she AIN"T A FREAK!

Edited January 14, 2006 by Elazul Yagami

[Agozer]

Uh, wasn't this posted a short while ago?

[Elazul Yagami]

actually i think it was.

my bad.

 

i was trying to post topics that would get responses and i guess my sleep derived induced amnesia made me forget.

 

if it was posted before, mind deleting this topic?

[Agozer]

if it was posted before, mind deleting this topic?

Nah, lets keep this and see if people sport some renewed interest.

[Robert]

I dont remember seeing it before, so...

 

Is dolphin sex good?

Do they sleep in the same bed?

What names will they give the children?

Will they practice income-splitting for tax porpoises?

[Elazul Yagami]

deja vu.

[Lucandrake]

To think of all your topic elazul, this one, was the most horrifeing one, and probbibly most inresting to. I wonder if they wouldn't be allowed to marry if the dolphin was female :s.