Bizarre Sex Laws

[Elazul Yagami]

Bizarre Sex Laws

(can't link to the site cause it has pron)

 

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

 

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

 

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)

 

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

 

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

 

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."

 

Alabama, Anniston - If a woman loses a game of pool, it is illegal for her to settle her tab with sex.

 

Arizona, Cottonwood - It is illegal for a couple to have sex in a vehicle with flat wheels. The fine is doubled if the sex occures in the back seat.

 

Arizona - It is illegal for a man to cause his wife to become a prostitute.

 

And:

 

It is illegal for unmarried persons to have sex. The penalty is three years in prison.

 

Arkansas - Adultery is punishable by a $20 to $100 fine.

 

And:

 

It is illegal for a husband to place his wife in a brothel.

 

California - Adultery is punishable by a $1,000 fine and/or one year in prison.

 

And:

 

Husbands and wives are prohibited from having oral sex.

 

And:

 

It is illegal to import an Asian woman and make her a prostitute.

 

Connecticut - "Private sexual behavior between consenting adults" is still illegal in Connecticut.

 

Delaware - Only physicians and wholesale druggists may legally sell condoms.

 

Florida - Oral sex is punishable by a 20-year prison term.

 

Illinois - It is illegal for a husband and wife to have sex while out hunting or fishing on their wedding day.

 

Indiana - It is illegal to entice someone under 21 to masterbate.

 

And:

 

Male skating instructors are prohibited from having sex with their female students. However, there is no parrallel law preventing female skating instructors from having sex with their male students.

 

Kansas - Anal sex is punishable by a maximum six-month prison term.

 

Kentucky - Only physicians and other medical personnel may legally sell condoms. However, their "condom selling" license may not be publicly displayed.

 

Louisiana - Streaking is illegal, but only if the streaker intended on rousing anyone who saw him or her.

 

Maine - It is illegal for a husband to place his wife in a brothel.

 

And:

 

Condom sellers must obtain a license from the state and display their license at all times.

 

And:

 

Maine, Buckfield - It is illegal for a cab driver to charge a passenger a fare if the passenger had sex with the driver while on their way home from any place that sold liquor.

 

Maryland - Condom vending machines may only be installed in places where alcohol is served.

 

And:

 

Anal sex is punishable by a one to 10 year prison sentence.

 

And:

 

It is illegal to have oral sex with a person or an animal.

 

Michigan - It is illegal for a husband to place his wife in a brothel.

 

And:

 

It is illegal to masturbate. The penalty is five years in prison.

 

And:

 

Sex between unmarried consenting adults is punishable by a fine up to $5000 and/or up to five years in prison.

 

Minnesota, Alexandria - It is illegal for a man to have sex with his wife if his breath stinks of garlic, onions, or sardines. By law, the husband must brush his teeth if asked to by his wife.

 

Missouri - It is illegal for a husband to force his wife to work as a hooker on the streets.

 

Montana, Bozeman - Sex is illegal between two people who are naked on their front lawns after sundown.

 

Nebraska, Hastings - It is illegal for a man and woman to sleep together in a hotel when both are naked. Also, a couple may not have sex in the hotel unless they are both wearing plain white cotton nightshirs, which, by law, must be provide to them by the hotel.

 

Nebraska - Anal sex is illegal and punishable by a $5,000 fine and 10 years in prison.

 

And:

 

Only physicians may legally sell condoms.

 

Nevada Condoms are mandatory for sex with legal prostitute.

 

New Jersey - It is illegal for two men to masturbate in the presence of each other or to masturbate each other. The penalty is three years in prison.

 

New Mexico, Carlsbad - It is illegal for couples to have sex in a parked car or van while on their lunch break if they can be seen by passerby.

 

New Mexico - Oral sex is punishable by a two to 10 year prison term and a $5,000 fine.

 

New York - A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

 

The New York City Transit Authority has ruled that women can ride the city subways topless. New York law dictates that if a man can be somewhere without a shirt, a woman gets the same right. The decision came after arrests of women testing the ordinance on the subways. A transit police spokesman said they would comply with the new rule, but "if they were violating any other rules, like sitting on a subway bench topless smoking a cigarette, then we would take action." Smoking is not allowed in the subways.

 

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

 

North Carolina - It is illegal for a man to spy on a woman through a window. The same law restriction does not apply to women watching men or men wathcing men.

 

Ohio - Male skating instructors are prohibited from having sex with their female students. As in Indiana, this law does not apply to female skating instructors.

 

Oklahoma, Clinton - It is illegal to masturbate while watching a couple have sex in the backseat of a car at a drive-in theater.

 

Oregon, Willowdale - A husband may not use profanity while making love to his wife. The same is not true for his wife, who may cuss to her heart's content when she's with her loving husband.

 

Pennsylvania, Harrisburg - Female toll booth workers cannot have sex with male truck drivers in the confines of their toll booth.

 

Rhode Island - It is illegal for unmarried persons to have sex. The fine is $10.

 

And:

 

Oral sex is punishable by a seven to 10 year prison term.

 

South Carolina, Branchville - It is illegal for a couple to "lewdly or lasciviously romp" either in private, or in public. The fine is $500 fine and a five year prison sentence.

 

South Carolina - Anal sex is punishable by a $500 fine and a five year prison term.

 

South Dakota, Sioux Falls - It is illegal for a couple to have sex on the floor between two single beds in a hotel.

 

South Dakota - It is illegal for prostitutes to solicit customers from a covered wagon.

 

And:

 

Oral sex is punishable by a 10 year prison term.

 

Tennessee, Skullbone - It is illegal for a women to masturbate a man or perform oral sex on him while he is driving a car.

 

Texas - Sex between unmarried consenting adults is punishable by a $500 fine.

 

And:

 

Only a "registered pharmacist" may legally sell condoms. Anyone eles will be prosecuted for illegally practicing medicine.

 

Utah, Tremonton - It is illegal to have sex in an ambulance.

 

Utah - Oral sex is punishable by six months prison term and a $299 fine.

 

Vermont, Beanville - It is illegal for massage parlors to advertise on road maps.

 

Virginia, Norfolk - It is illegal to have sex while riding on the sidecar of a motorcycle.

 

Virginia - Adultery is punishable by a $20 to $100 fine.

 

Washington, D.C. - It is illegal for a man to cause his wife to become a prostitute.

 

Washington - It is illegal for a man to have sex with a virgin.

 

Wisconsin, Connorsville - It is illegal for a man to fire off a gun when his partner has an orgasm.

 

Wyoming, Newcastle - It is illegal for a couple to have sex while standing up in a market's walk-in meat freezer.

 

Wyoming - It is illegal to entice or help someone under 21 to masturbate.

 

Some more....

 

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

 

Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.

 

Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)

 

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

 

In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

 

Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

 

It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. [Hmmm... okay, there's one place with a law that makes sense... -psl]

 

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

 

In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

 

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

 

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

 

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

 

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

 

Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

 

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

 

An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".

 

The following important amendment however is to be considered here: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses."

 

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

 

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

 

In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. [Not to be confused with the myth about "rule of thumb"'s origin -psl]

 

In Maryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

 

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

 

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

 

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!

 

In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job-for men only-called a corset inspector.)

 

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

 

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

 

In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

 

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

 

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.

 

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

 

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

 

In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

 

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

[Agozer]

Connecticut - "Private sexual behavior between consenting adults" is still illegal in Connecticut.

Would someone please tell me what the hell are they smoking over there?

[Weirdy]

 

California - Adultery is punishable by a $1,000 fine and/or one year in prison.

 

And:

 

Husbands and wives are prohibited from having oral sex.

 

And:

 

It is illegal to import an Asian woman and make her a prostitute.

*stops counting money and spits out cigar*

 

whaaa...?

 

It's only illegal if you don't get caught

Edited January 15, 2006 by Weirdy

[Robert]

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.

It's ok to do beastiality for profit. Polygamy is only a misdemeanor. Way to go!

 

 

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

Anyone seen a card-carrying cat?

 

 

In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

Oh sh1t!

[Lucandrake]

Florida - Oral sex is punishable by a 20-year prison term.

 

Actually, any type of sexuall position (besides missionary) is illegal down here. Even though no one enforces it (I've only heard about it being enforced once).

[someboddy]

 

California - Adultery is punishable by a $1,000 fine and/or one year in prison.

 

And:

 

Husbands and wives are prohibited from having oral sex.

 

And:

 

It is illegal to import an Asian woman and make her a prostitute.

*stops counting money and spits out cigar*

 

whaaa...?

 

It's only illegal if you don't get caught :P

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I think you got confused there...

 

 

Anyways, is it legal to import a non-Asian woman and make her a prostitute in California?

[Cominus]

Texas - Only a "registered pharmacist" may legally sell condoms. Anyone eles will be prosecuted for illegally practicing medicine.

 

I guess, I've seen plenty of these around, wal-mart, the gas station, in side restrooms. Come on now.