Elazul Yagami Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 again i can't give the source since it links to porn---------------- Little known 'Did you know' Sex facts Did you know?... "Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect censor. According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular. In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them. Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm. The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. 14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once. According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B. "Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts. A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection. The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved censor to drill a censor into the female. A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime. The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages. And heres my porn page. The word "flock" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, flock, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's censor is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'. Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. Females, on the other hand think about sex every....mmmm... where was I? The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old. A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly. A U.S. News and World Report poll found 50 percent agree that it is better to remain a virgin until you marry, and 39 percent felt it's better to have sex with a few different partners before settling down to marry. During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanately lose his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. One private company went as far as to sell the elites "jazz proof" furniture. All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee. "Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position." Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. The female praying mantis gets her groove on during intercourse when she eats her way through the male's head and reaches his brain. Crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle! Mmmmmm… If it were "painless, safe and free," most men (55 percent) would urge their mates to get breast implants. If they had to choose, most men would rather be five-foot-two inches tall with a seven-inch censor (62 percent), than six-foot-two inches tall with a three-inch censor (36 percent). Barbie has been an astronaut, a presidential candidate, a pilot, an army officer, a Marine, and a doctor. Ken has been a ballet dancer, Barbie's executive assistant, a figure skater and flight attendant. For the low, low price of $160, you can take a six-day "how to" class in prostitution in Amsterdam. A U.S. News and World Report poll found 50 percent agree that it is better to remain a virgin until you marry, and 39 percent felt it's better to have sex with a few different partners before settling down to marry. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! There are more 20-year-old virgins now than there were in the late '50s. You wouldn't know it from watching Sex and the City, but most women have had fewer than five sex partners. Most men chalk up fewer than 10 sexual conquests in their whole lives. Both women and men are most likely to have their first orgasm alone. The US has more laws governing sexual behavior than every country in Europe combined. A condom will lasts about a month in a wallet before the rubber gets worn down by friction, making it more likely to break. The record for male orgasms is 16 in one hour. According to a 1996 study, homophobia men show a higher arousal rate when shown gay porn than do men with ambivalent attitudes toward homosexuals. Jews and atheists have more sex partners than Catholics or Protestants. A woman sexually peaks in her early 30s, a man in his late teens. Circumcision for Christian males became widespread after doctors claimed it helped curb self-abuse. (Since this isn't the case, when is it still happening?-Ed) Thirty percent of men suffer from premature ejaculation. The average male member in all its glory is six inches long and five inches in circumference. Seventies porn star Annie Sprinkle claims to have had sex with more than 3,000 men. (So, the truth be known, men aren't the only users of the other sex. - Ed) The average amount of male ejaculate is about one tablespoon, or 10cc, which is how the bands 10cc and Lovin' Spoonful got their names. White women get 97% of boob jobs. Texas law makes it illegal for a woman to own more than six sex toys. August and September are the months with the highest level of sexual activity. Brainy chicks are kinkier. College grads have more oral sex than high school dropouts, and with with Ph.D's are twice as likely to want a one-night stand than those with bachelor's degrees. (A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Ed) Oral sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, part of Michigan, North and South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison. Premarital sex was illegal in Connecticut until the late 1960s. A 15-year old girl in Mississippi can marry without parental consent, but must wait a year to legally have sex with her husband. One in three men cheats on his partner, as opposed to one in four women. Only 28% of female cheaters get caught. Fifteen percent of priests and nuns break their vows of chastity. The vast majority of men come within six minutes of penetration. The age of consent in the US is primarily between 16 and 18. However, in liberal Hawaii, 14-year-olds are allowed to have sex as adults. For centuries, the Catholic church declared "man on top" the only acceptable position for sex. It's called the missionary position because missionaries were to teach it as part of their efforts to "civilize" non-Christian races. Receiving oral sex is No. 1 on American males' sexual top 10, with straight intercourse, threesomes and groping in the top five. The biggest wang on record is 12 inches erect. J. Edgar Hoover, Oscar Wilde, Chief Crazy Horse, Pope Paul II and Pope Julius III, Leonard Bernstein, Alexander the Great, Sigmund Freud, Lawrence of Arabia, Plato, Peter Tchaikovsky and Florence Nightingale were all gay or bi. Until 1972 in the US, homosexuality was officially a mental illness, classified as such along with schizophrenia and multiple personalities. The average age for both genders for a first sexual experience is 17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garyoak99 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 (edited) again i can't give the source since it links to pornThe average age for both genders for a first sexual experience is 17. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I question the facts due to the nature of the source. I doubt the final fact particularly because it omits the location of that statement. Edited January 30, 2006 by garyoak99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iganokage Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Fun "facts", but yea would doubt a lot of them, given the way some of them just seem made up, and the uhh... 'flock' one is merely an urban legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enambanis Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 --pr0n removed-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olaf Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 umm... how is the above post going unnoticed? spam bot and porn right out in the open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal Rose Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Ditto.+1 before close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal Rose Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Still can't believe this thread is still open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olaf Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Still can't believe this thread is still open.I think we're the only ones who've noticed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 where the hell are the mods, I reported this post like 2 hours ago, ...... I got nothin against porn but there are kids here, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMondo Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Be financial analyst cranston rhode island analyze string disk analyzer. The most erotic thing ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooney Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Yep. Post edited, thread closed, user warned + posting ability suspended indefinitely. Any admin who might happen across this should ban the flocking bot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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