Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee

[Alpha]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjXYem22o4Q...=chuck%20norris

 

Beware, it's terrible, Chuck loses!!

 

What's up with all the bone cracking sounds and the longest warm-up I've ever seen?

Oh, and the ripping off the chest hair is just not cool.

[i l l m a t i c]

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

[Alpha]

That wouldn't happen to be from http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com now, would it?

[Daeval]

Chuck Norris is a pretty goofy looking dude to begin with, but with that beastman chesthair and Lee dancing circles around him he just looks worse than ever.

 

This is from Revenge of the Dragon, right? I dig Jacky Bryant's D+K+G action from Lee (well, lee's that jacky borrowed).

[Wizard]

Chuck Norris vs Mr. T

 

Chuck Norris once roundhouse Mr. T, but the attack was deflected due to all the gold Mr. T wears.

[someboddy]

I liked the part when Chuck Norris tries to immitate bruce lee's style.

 

Speaking of Chuck Norris facts:

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

I Tested it. It's not true.

[bokiman]

 

Great vid, just great !

 

[Sturmvogel]

Did anyone pay attention to what the kitten was saying? It said..."someone's about to get their ass kicked."

Edited March 13, 2006 by Sturmvogel

[solidius23]

i have that movie i laugh everytime i see chuck norris gets his ass handed to him by bruce.

[Ryuken]

i think Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

[bokiman]

i think Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

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