Darken Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 **How To Please a Woman** A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- storyhotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they arewithout their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how itworks. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor-by-floor, and once youfind what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy todecide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:"All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friendslaugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are shortand handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friendscontinue on up.They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men hereare tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so,knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here aretall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going inwhen they realize that there is still one floor left. Wonderingwhat they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. Thisfloor was built only to prove that there is no way to please awoman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someboddy Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 (edited) Old But I was going to answer "lick their p u s s y" anyway Edited March 20, 2006 by L.S.D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidius23 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 an oldie but a real goodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shibathedog Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 if women would stop being so goddamn high maintainence all the time it would be alot easier i HATE getting phone calls like this at like 2AM -- girl:OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!me: WHAT!?girl:AHHHHH<generic yelling and screaming about nothing>me:OMG WHAT HAPPENED!?!girl:SOME GIRL LEFT A COMMENT ON YOUR MYSPACE THAT SHE THINKS YOUR HOTme:.....omg....its a stupid myspace page, who cares, im going back to sleep and then i cant fall back asleep because im too annoyed/pissed/etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooney Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Women... They will act like they're interested in you then act insulted if you ask them out... Personal experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Women... They will act like they're interested in you then act insulted if you ask them out... Personal experience. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shibathedog Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 HAHA yeah, and MEN lead girls on, PFFFFTTT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooney Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 HAHA yeah, and MEN lead girls on, PFFFFTTT<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Naw, men get right to the point. For example, here is the best pick-up line men use of all time:"Nice shoes. Wanna f***?" See? Gets right to the point, no messin' around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 HAHA yeah, and MEN lead girls on, PFFFFTTT<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Naw, men get right to the point. For example, here is the best pick-up line men use of all time:"Nice shoes. Wanna f***?" See? Gets right to the point, no messin' around. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I prefer Bash.org's #1 Pick up line. "Hey does this smell like chlorofoam to you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elazul Yagami Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 how to please a man: "feed me, flock me, shut the flock up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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