Mooney Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly bows his head, as if he was going to pray. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdy Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucandrake Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Holy crap haha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidius23 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 that was a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someboddy Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Never trust a pharmacist. That's the lesson of this story. BTW Weirdy. I'm stealing that picture. Buhahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooney Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 BTW Weirdy. I'm stealing that picture. Buhahahaha!<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Aren't we all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I LOL'D as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 This should be in spam, and it's lol'dable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taratata Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Absolute LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturmvogel Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I don't get what's so funny..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Good one Mooney! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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