How do you fart?

[Mag]

describe your natural habits on how you release yer phumes!

 

well I know I did it many times, but I prefer doing it when no one's around me. but hey, it's reasonable to fart when you have to because it's bad for yer health if you hold it in.

 

so yeah I like doin it quietly in the crowd of people if I had to..

 

and you?

[shadow K]

I just fart when i feel like it and if someone around me feel uncomfortable or it smell bad i'll just say i had to. My freinds tell me everybody doing.

[Agozer]

I try not to fart in public and only fart when I'm not with someone. But yeah, if it comes to that, I might have to pass wind in public but I won't like it. And neither will the people around me in all likelyhood.

[Shibathedog]

omg at this topic

 

for sure scaring away any new users lol

 

i like to hold it in and build up all day, then when my brother is too into halo 2 and not paying attention ill sit down next to him and release mwahaha

[Mag]

man.. you know I was just at K-mart today early morning, and no one seems to be around at one of the iles so I released it there, then I circle around the ile to another then come back and I can still smell it.. wtf

[Weirdy]

When I have to fart, I usually try my hardest to make it loud. I usually try to go very slowly when I do it public.

[someboddy]

That's the way to fart!

[Weirdy]

That's the way to fart!

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I love that part; DUELING FARTS FTW!

[Robert]

You could try lighting one and find out if it smells different.

[megaman_zer0]

let one rip and blame the guy beside you hehehe

[Mooney]

You could try lighting one and find out if it smells different. 

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Haven't you seen the South Park where Kenny tries to do that, and the flames go up his butt? That's dangerous, man!