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What's yours?

 

Mine is too see how many notes I can play per minute on my guitar. Now don't get me wrong I love to play my guitar at anytime. But when I am bored playing music or gaming or playing with my dog....or having sex with my wife I just love to see how much pain I can take or blood I can lose. Actually made my fingers bleed a couple times.

 

Anyway the fastest I have ever played is 136 notes a minute. Though I plan on breaking the 150 note a minute some day.

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When you have sex you experience pain and lose blood? WTF kind of sex are YOU having?

 

I'm bored right now and im thinking of enjoying a nice cigar.

 

The blood is made from playing guitar not sex....if I lost blood having sex I think my wife would

 

1. Either take a axe to my peter

 

2. Cut me off all together

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When you have sex you experience pain and lose blood? WTF kind of sex are YOU having?

 

I'm bored right now and im thinking of enjoying a nice cigar.

LMAO!! I was thinking the same. That must be some extremely freaky sexual activity. :P

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You guys really need to get out more...lol.

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oh calm down lol i know what you really meant, i knew someone would say it so it might as well be me since i was there.

 

i did see something on TV once where this guy got off when girls would put nails in his sack. Pretty sick if you ask me.

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To answer the question -- I'd probably just go take a nap. If I can't sleep, I'll call up a few friends and drive to the nearest bar.

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To answer the question -- I'd probably just go take a nap. If I can't sleep, I'll call up a few friends and drive to the nearest bar.

Booze is the best cure for boredom. Suddenly ordinary objects become useful as your mind twists them out of context.

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To answer the question -- I'd probably just go take a nap. If I can't sleep, I'll call up a few friends and drive to the nearest bar.

Booze is the best cure for boredom. Suddenly ordinary objects become useful as your mind twists them out of context.

I never said I'd drink alcohol at the bar. I only drink on very special occasions. :P

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