What would you do if you ruled the world?

[Diso]

I would have someone make me a a arge cheese pizza every day/week.

 

Yeah I'm boring.

[GodPigeon]

Imagine smoking weed in the streets without cops harassin

Imagine going to court with no trial

Lifestyle cruising blue behind my waters

No welfare supporters more conscious of the way we raise our daughters

Days are shorter, nights are colder

Feeling like life is over, these snakes strike like a cobra

The world's hot my son got not evidently

It's elementary, they want us all gone eventually

Trooping out of state for a plate knowledge

of coke was cooked without the garbage we'd all have the top dollars

Imagine everybody flashin, fashion

Designer clothes, lacing your click up with diamond vogues

Your people holdin dough, no parole

No rubbers, go in raw imagine law with no undercovers

Just some thoughts for the mind

I take a glimpse into time

watch the blimp read "The World Is Mine"

 

If I Ruled The World - Nas

[Agozer]

Have a personal army consisting entirely of maids.

 

With knives and assortment of weapons.

 

Just because.

[Gryph]

Genocide on a scale never seen before.

 

pwnt.

[GodPigeon]

One more thing, i would Kill everyone That wished to be dead. We need less people on the Planet, overconsumption.

[Elazul Yagami]

as typical as these sound:

 

Abolish war PERMANENTLY.

Sentence ALL rapists to death instantly.

Sentence ALL molestors to death instantly.

actually, Just sentence them both to PAINFUL TORTURE followed by death.

Use all the world money wasted on weapons to solve economical, social and all those problems.

 

 

Remove all Safetly Labels from items (a notice saying "warning may cut objects" on a knife isjust overkill)

Kill all stupid people.

Kill anyone i don't like actually

 

 

 

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order a neo geo and all the games that exist for it

[NeuronMaster]

I'm with Gryph.

Nothing like good old fashioned genocide.

[BlackKnight]

Having a few particulars reduced to nothing, sure, but beyond that I'd let the rest of everyone get on as usual.

 

Vengeance against my own enemies is likely the only edict I'd have as world leader.

[Shoma]

Dont wanna rule the world but...

Just want to chill with my friends and family in heaven....

*Heavenly Visits*

Also i want super powers! SHAPE SHIFTING!

[Mooney]

Hot women up to my eyeballs and an elite force of flying robot monkeys. And that pizza thing sounds good, too.

 

EDIT: I'd kill a few people here and there, as well.

[ken_cinder]

1: Make work weeks 2 days long, and the weekend 5 days long. With anyone willing to work overtime being paid 3x.

 

2: Minimum wage would be at least 2x what it currently is everywhere.

 

3: Have every terrorist/violent criminal sentenced to a life on Antarctica, where there'd be a limitless supply of weapons and ammunition. There'd also be TV cameras.......

 

4: Politicians and lawyers would be publicly executed if they couldn't prove they weren't dirty. The clean ones would be "allowed" to serve me, for the good of the people...........at minimum wage.

 

5: Disarm all nuclear devices, and use the materials to further space programs instead.

 

6: Make brothels legal, and open the largest one in the world. With the worlds largest strip joint right next door.

 

I like to think I'd be bad, but the reality is that it simply wouldn't work........and I'm not that dumb.