SWAMP_THING Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Post your favorite jokes here,. this might be a good topic.try not to make them too long as i have a very short attention span. Two kids are sitting up stairs one is 7 one is 4. the 7 year old says, " its time we started swearing, when we go down for breakfast, say something bad." so they go down for breakfast and mum says "what do you want?"the 7 year old says "i want F****** co co pops mum" and the mother says "dear God! get to your room!"the 7 year old runs off cryingthe mum turns to the 4 year old and says "what do u want?" he says, "i don't know but i dont want F****** co co pops!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicknicknickandnick Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 I recall a joke from my cousin: What did the little man say to the big man?My, you're big. My cousin's a weird guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 No offence to midgets or dwarfs in anyway.... What kind of car does a midget ride? - MiniVan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mag Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 What do you call a user with a cow name that is a moderator ? Moo-derator ehh ok.. im not good at telling jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gouken Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Kisha: "Damn it's hot in here shariffe, why don't you have an air conditioner?" Shariffe: "Where the flock do you think you are, Sears? Go out and buy me an air conditioner!" My friends are weird, go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someboddy Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 10 russians get into a pub, and order 10 cups of beer. They drink it, and order another round, and so on. In the 10th round, they order only 9 cups. The barman ask them: "Why only 9? You are 10." so the russians anser him: "One of us have to drive"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loay Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 10 russians get into a pub, and order 10 cups of beer. They drink it, and order another round, and so on. In the 10th round, they order only 9 cups. The barman ask them: "Why only 9? You are 10." so the russians anser him: "One of us have to drive"...its good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loay Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 two donky on race the first one win the race after that the 2nd donky say:hay donky congratulations first donky: dont call me donky i need more respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someboddy Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 An american guy trained 7 years to be a spy at Russia. He mastered the language, perfectly copied the accent, learned the customs, and managed to drink 10 liters of alcohol at once. When he was ready, he moved to Russia.The first thing he did at Russia, was to test his training. He got into the closest pub, and said to the barman at a perfect Russian accent: "Give me a cup of whisky." The barman refused: "I don't serve american spies!"Our spy was shocked: I am not american spy, now give me a cup of whisky!". But the barman insist that he is american spy.After half a hour, the spy gave up. "O.K., I am an american spy. I have only one question." he said, "How did you knew that I am american spy?"The barman ansered: "We don't have black people here at Russia."... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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