Alpha Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 # Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.# Movie nudity is virtually always female.# You know stuff about tanks.# A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.# Monday Night Football.# You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives.# Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.# You can open all your own jars.# Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.# Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.# When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.# Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.# All your orgasms are real.# A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.# Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.# You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.# You understand why Stripes is funny.# You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.# Your last name stays put.# You can leave a hotel bed unmade.# When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.# You can kill your own food.# The garage is all yours.# You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.# You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.# Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.# You never have to clean the toilet.# You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.# Sex means never worrying about your reputation.# Wedding plans take care of themselves.# If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.# Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.# The National College Cheerleading Championship# None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.# You don't have to shave below your neck.# You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every nite.# If you're 34 and single nobody notices.# You can write your name in the snow.# You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.# Everything on your face stays its original color.# Chocolate is just another snack.# You can be president.# You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.# Flowers fix everything.# You never have to worry about other people's feelings.# You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.# You can wear a white shirt to a water park.# Three pair of shoes are more than enough.# You can eat a banana in a hardware store.# You can say anything and not worry about what people think.To see the last 50, click here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 I cannot see why those would the top 100 reasons...some of those things mean nothing to me... but I agree it's great to be a guy. Among other things, it means 1. I don't have to worry about the most pointless, meaningless things2. I don't have to yap all day3. I don't need to waste money on makeup4. I can get a haircut for $15 instead of $2005. I can think for myself6. I don't care what anyone thinks unless it might be detrimental to my health7. I don't have to worry about babies8. I'm not helpless when I need to lift something9. Getting a bit flabby is not the end of the world. And so on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahmad89 Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 I cannot see why those would the top 100 reasons...some of those things mean nothing to me... but I agree it's great to be a guy. Among other things, it means 1. I don't have to worry about the most pointless, meaningless things2. I don't have to yap all day3. I don't need to waste money on makeup4. I can get a haircut for $15 instead of $2005. I can think for myself6. I don't care what anyone thinks unless it might be detrimental to my health7. I don't have to worry about babies8. I'm not helpless when I need to lift something9. Getting a bit flabby is not the end of the world. And so on.You dont have to worry about babies, thats kind of mean (if you made a woman pregnant that is). Other than that, I agree with most of the things, except anything that has to do with alchol or imagining nude woman. Someone should make a bigger list and not just the top ones. I would actually read the whole thing. Just dont put it in paragraph form. I like to read in bullet form. By the way "Like to read in bullet form" should be one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackKnight Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Being a man is like being an overclocked piece of hardware. Shine brighter but not last as long. Its a fair trade. I wouldn't have it any other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucandrake Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 I like it cuz its trueeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olaf Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Everything GameCop and Robert said and then some. Being a guy is the fuc_in' sh_t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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