The TOP 100 reasons it's great to be a guy

[Alpha]

# Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

# Movie nudity is virtually always female.

# You know stuff about tanks.

# A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.

# Monday Night Football.

# You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives.

# Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

# You can open all your own jars.

# Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.

# Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.

# When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.

# Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

# All your orgasms are real.

# A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.

# Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.

# You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

# You understand why Stripes is funny.

# You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.

# Your last name stays put.

# You can leave a hotel bed unmade.

# When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.

# You can kill your own food.

# The garage is all yours.

# You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

# You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.

# Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

# You never have to clean the toilet.

# You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

# Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

# Wedding plans take care of themselves.

# If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

# Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.

# The National College Cheerleading Championship

# None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.

# You don't have to shave below your neck.

# You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every nite.

# If you're 34 and single nobody notices.

# You can write your name in the snow.

# You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.

# Everything on your face stays its original color.

# Chocolate is just another snack.

# You can be president.

# You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

# Flowers fix everything.

# You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

# You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

# You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

# Three pair of shoes are more than enough.

# You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

# You can say anything and not worry about what people think.

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[Robert]

I cannot see why those would the top 100 reasons...some of those things mean nothing to me...

 

but I agree it's great to be a guy. Among other things, it means

 

1. I don't have to worry about the most pointless, meaningless things

2. I don't have to yap all day

3. I don't need to waste money on makeup

4. I can get a haircut for $15 instead of $200

5. I can think for myself

6. I don't care what anyone thinks unless it might be detrimental to my health

7. I don't have to worry about babies

8. I'm not helpless when I need to lift something

9. Getting a bit flabby is not the end of the world.

 

And so on.

[Ahmad89]

I cannot see why those would the top 100 reasons...some of those things mean nothing to me...

 

but I agree it's great to be a guy. Among other things, it means

 

1. I don't have to worry about the most pointless, meaningless things

2. I don't have to yap all day

3. I don't need to waste money on makeup

4. I can get a haircut for $15 instead of $200

5. I can think for myself

6. I don't care what anyone thinks unless it might be detrimental to my health

7. I don't have to worry about babies

8. I'm not helpless when I need to lift something

9. Getting a bit flabby is not the end of the world.

 

And so on.

You dont have to worry about babies, thats kind of mean (if you made a woman pregnant that is).

 

Other than that, I agree with most of the things, except anything that has to do with alchol or imagining nude woman. Someone should make a bigger list and not just the top ones. I would actually read the whole thing. Just dont put it in paragraph form. I like to read in bullet form. By the way "Like to read in bullet form" should be one of them.

[BlackKnight]

Being a man is like being an overclocked piece of hardware. Shine brighter but not last as long.

 

Its a fair trade. I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Lucandrake]

I like it cuz its trueeee

[olaf]

Everything GameCop and Robert said and then some. Being a guy is the fuc_in' sh_t.