Diso Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 This theory uses the theory of Evolution and the Religion Theories First, God made the dinosaurs. But Soon, He got bored with them and destroyed them with a meteor and left Earth alone for a while. Then, He did the Ice age with a tiny bit more intelligent animals. During that time, monkies slowly turned into humans. Fat, ugly ones God went "EW!" and probably killed all of them somehow Next comes the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve were created, they bit the apple of inteligence, and got casted out. Then God destroyed the world with a flood except for Noah. Thats how humankind started I think ~My friend and I made this up going to our biology class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 Are you in Biology Regular or Honors, because that my friend is very debatable. I see some flaming, !!.. don't worry.. i agree with ya on your theory in most ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted September 12, 2003 Author Share Posted September 12, 2003 Honors Biology Don't worry, we made this up as we went along hahhahah! Its just a fun theory cause it makes both sides happy. Or mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emsley Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 the world is one big lie. Im going to punch jesus in the back of the head. No i am not sorry jesus dont smite me oh powerful smiter Im to tired to type out my theory. To be continued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdy Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 my theorie has been on my site for a couple months already. Click here to read it. I think you might find it interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loay Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 hi Disoblige as for me i agree with most of what you say but not all(like the God get bord i think its a wisdom from him that we dont know why he did it ) and some i didnt understand (because of my english but that fine) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWAMP_THING Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 err... god didnt make dinosaurs first (if at all) single cells in the sea thingscame first and before them strings of protein. followed by loads of freaky things! i dont see why creationists get so angry about evolution, they can think god just made it all happen but i suppose they take the bible seroiusly and literally word for word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emsley Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.~ Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWAMP_THING Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 nice quote emsley! i like it! i have one too "saying a man with faith is happier than one without is like saying a drunk man is happier than a sober one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gouken Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 My theory.... There is no god. He's just a spooky incompetent father figure who doesnt give a crap, and the bible is just a best seller. A more in depth analysis on my belief's of why their isnt a god, I'll take requests for a topic but I must say, mixing religion in anything usually yields bad results. Want examples? Pick a war, any war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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