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A Crazy Theory on Life!


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This theory uses the theory of Evolution and the Religion Theories :)

 

First, God made the dinosaurs. But Soon, He got bored with them and destroyed them with a meteor and left Earth alone for a while.

 

Then, He did the Ice age with a tiny bit more intelligent animals. During that time, monkies slowly turned into humans. Fat, ugly ones :D

God went "EW!" and probably killed all of them somehow :D

 

Next comes the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve were created, they bit the apple of inteligence, and got casted out. Then God destroyed the world with a flood except for Noah.

 

Thats how humankind started I think

 

~My friend and I made this up going to our biology class.

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hi Disoblige as for me i agree with most of what you say but not all(like the God get bord i think its a wisdom from him that we dont know why he did it ) and some i didnt understand (because of my english but that fine)

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err... god didnt make dinosaurs first (if at all) single cells in the sea thingscame first and before them strings of protein.

followed by loads of freaky things!

 

i dont see why creationists get so angry about evolution, they can think god just made it all happen but i suppose they take the bible seroiusly and literally word for word :)

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My theory....

 

There is no god. He's just a spooky incompetent father figure who doesnt give a crap, and the bible is just a best seller.

 

A more in depth analysis on my belief's of why their isnt a god, I'll take requests for a topic but I must say, mixing religion in anything usually yields bad results. Want examples? Pick a war, any war.

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