Sleepwalking, or Talking in your sleep

[Bambi]

My Husband constantly talks in his sleep and even punches walls

 

He's Bi-Polar and really doped up all the time

[Superman]

Sleepwanking anyone?

[Fatal Rose]

Sleepwanking anyone?

 

Hahaha actually my friend has done that. hahaha

[Shoma]

it's line of interestin how people can be lost in thier dreams and channel parts of thier body during so. i used to be scared as a child when people did that, but now i want study it.......draf

[Ghosty]

Sleeped walked and talked last monday. Fell asleep in the living room, woke up in my bed room, had a whole convo with my mom in between. Or thats what she said.

[Thaggomizer]

I talk in my sleep. My roomate says that I say mean things.

[ken_cinder]

None of my own, but one of my brothers.

 

Caught him sleepwalking up the basement stairs at a friends, I took him with me for the weekend. He made it half way up the stairs, and proceeded to take a piss..........into my friends little sisters winter boots!

I yelled at him "WTF are you doing!?" and he replied "Going to the bathroom". "Yeah, into so-and-so's boots!", in response I got "No, I'm going in the toilet" as he continued to go.

 

It wasn't until I stood right beside him and spoke loud and cuffed him upside the head did he wake up and stop, at least I think he was awake.

 

Now THAT is funny.

 

Edit: Oh I remember my mother telling me she used to hear me telling people what to do at work, in my sleep. My wife now tells me I order coffee in my sleep, but oddly enough, not with what I drink in it.

[Ahmad89]

A kid in my classmate was laughing, yelling, then crying when he was asleep. About half the class caught him on their phone. He talked alot about stuff that i dont think he would want us to know. Either about his parents, smoking pot, and his stories with his girl. The teacher ended up waking him up after cracking up laughing. Luckly it was a subtitute teacher so we sat around him and listened to the kid. The good old high school days. I have another but i'll post later.

[Krosigrim]

Alright, good. Fantastic stuff people. I wanted to wait a bit till people started sharing, before I told you the crazy stories. One in particular I am thinking of. Are you ready. Oh man, I can't believe I'm posting this.....

 

You know, I should save this one for last, its the craziest one I have, but whatever.

 

OK. I was spending the night at my moms house. I don't remember why, but the spare bedroom was off limits, so I had to sleep on the couch. Well, it was around 3 or so, and I turned of the TV and went to sleep. The next morning, I woke up to my Mom making breakfast. So I started to get up, I went to move the sheets off me, when I noticed........... I was naked. I sat there for a second, searching through my memories, trying to figure out WTF happened ?!?!?! I had a chance to get dressed real quick, Mom wasn't in the line of sight.

 

So I was alittle weary, not knowing what happened. And my Mom asked me if I wanted to join her on the porch for a cigarette. There we were, sitting down, when she asked me if I went outside that night through the screen door on the porch. You see, the hydrolic ram on the door had stripped screw holes. So when you open it, the mount falls off the frame. So here it was hanging. And I was the only possible suspect.

 

I don't know what happened. But apparently..... I got undressed in my sleep, and left the apartment to walk around the complex buck ass naked. I have no idea if anyone saw me. You see my Mom lives next to UCF and there are alot of collage students living there. So there has to be alot of night owls and party animals. I just don't know. Hey... maybe I went to a party. I think I would have been a hit!!!! But I didn't have any numbers written on my arm :/

 

Ok that was the big one. I'll post more but I don't think I can top that one.

[Bambi]

Alright, good. Fantastic stuff people. I wanted to wait a bit till people started sharing, before I told you the crazy stories. One in particular I am thinking of. Are you ready. Oh man, I can't believe I'm posting this.....

 

You know, I should save this one for last, its the craziest one I have, but whatever.

 

OK. I was spending the night at my moms house. I don't remember why, but the spare bedroom was off limits, so I had to sleep on the couch. Well, it was around 3 or so, and I turned of the TV and went to sleep. The next morning, I woke up to my Mom making breakfast. So I started to get up, I went to move the sheets off me, when I noticed........... I was naked. I sat there for a second, searching through my memories, trying to figure out WTF happened ?!?!?! I had a chance to get dressed real quick, Mom wasn't in the line of sight.

 

So I was alittle weary, not knowing what happened. And my Mom asked me if I wanted to join her on the porch for a cigarette. There we were, sitting down, when she asked me if I went outside that night through the screen door on the porch. You see, the hydrolic ram on the door had stripped screw holes. So when you open it, the mount falls off the frame. So here it was hanging. And I was the only possible suspect.

 

I don't know what happened. But apparently..... I got undressed in my sleep, and left the apartment to walk around the complex buck ass naked. I have no idea if anyone saw me. You see my Mom lives next to UCF and there are alot of collage students living there. So there has to be alot of night owls and party animals. I just don't know. Hey... maybe I went to a party. I think I would have been a hit!!!! But I didn't have any numbers written on my arm :/

 

Ok that was the big one. I'll post more but I don't think I can top that one.

 

WOW

[onetrueblade]

Well, when I was younger I used to walk around the house in my sleep and hold conversations I didn't even remember. Like I'd be watching tv, someone would ask me what I was doing and I'd answer "I'm watching tv, what's it look like?" or something. But if I was told to go back to bed I would, apparently. It hasn't happened to me in a least 8 or 9 years, but it used to be so common that the doors were always locked so I didn't get out and I always had to sleep on the 1st floor. I did know a friend of mine that woke up standing in a field at 3 am, though. Glad that never happened to me.