Best movie scenes/quotes

[gymnist1026]

Korben Dallas: We need to find the leader, Mangalores won't fight without the leader.

Aknot: One more shot, and we start killing hostages!

Korben Dallas: That's the leader.

Aknot: Send someone to negotiate.

Fog: [as Dallas looks at him] Uh, I-I've never negotiated before.

Korben Dallas: Do you mind if I try?

Fog: No, sure, sure, sure.

[shouts]

Fog: We're sending somebody in to negotiate!

[Corben walks into the room and shoots Aknot between the eyes. As he falls, the other Mangalores drop their weapons and bow over him, keening]

Korben Dallas: Anybody else want to negotiate?

Fog: Wh-where did he learn to n-negotiate like that?

President Lindberg: [looking at General Munro] I wonder.

 

The Fifth Element is one of the greatest movies of all time.

[Elazul Yagami]

Dance with the devil and the devil dont change, the devil changes you.-Max California

 

Max: There are three rules in life, one: theres victim, two: dont be it Thomas: and three? Max: I forgot

 

My Name is George...Mommy never abused me daddy never raped me....I do these things cause I want to, cause I like them.

 

[to porn shop costomer] Max: HEY! Its like a gas station! You pay before you pump.

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Dante Hicks: Theoretically, people see money on the counter, and no one around, they think they're being watched.

Veronica: Honesty through paranoia.

 

 

Randal Graves: People say crazy sh** during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

 

Dante Hicks: You hate people!

Randal Graves: But, I love gatherings, isn't it ironic?

 

Caged Animal

Masturbator: It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

 

Sexy Stud: We're doing it the resturant?

Randal Graves: What, not spacious enough?

Sexy Stud: It's plenty spacious, just a little... weird.

Randal Graves: [bewildered] Dude, you're in the bestiality business.

Sexy Stud: Hey, flocko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Randal Graves: Intriguing.

 

 

Elias: flock Pillowpants! Honk if you love a lot of female organ!

Jay: [looks at Silent Bob] Yo, we love female organ!

[Jay and Silent Bob blow on party favors]

 

Teen #1: You holding?

Jay: crap, everything except coke, heroin, and your rooster!

 

Randal Graves: [on back of his "Mooby's" shirt] "PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE"

 

Randal Graves: One semester we took criminology for God's sake! Criminology! Who the flock are we studying to be, Batman?

 

Randal Graves: Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur?

Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago.

Randal Graves: Oh bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a 'porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid, because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.

Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike.

Randal Graves: No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.

Dante Hicks: WHAT THE flock, MAN?

Randal Graves: What?

Dante Hicks: Sheeny is a racial slur, too!

Randal Graves: No it is not.

Dante Hicks: Yes, it is!

Randal Graves: Well, she never called any Jews "sheeny," she just used to say "sheeny curse" a lot. It was cute.

Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist!

Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an oldtimer. That's the way people talked back then. Didn't mean they were racist... But my grandmother did refer to a broken bottle once as a "nigger knife."

[Dante stares in horror]

Randal Graves: You know, come to think of it, my grandmother *was* kind of a racist.

Dante Hicks: YOU THINK?

 

Becky: I'm disgusted and repulsed and... I can't look away.

 

Randal Graves: You can't get a chick, ya mook. You're too weird and sad.

Elias: [gets angry] I turn down chicks left and right.

Randal Graves: Your chicks *are* your left and right.

 

Randal Graves: [describing the Lord of the Rings Trilogy] Here's the first movie.

[walks a few steps, staring blankly]

Randal Graves: And here's the second movie.

[walks a few steps again, pretends to trip]

Hobbit Lover: He is way off, loser.

Randal Graves: You ready for the third movie?

[walks yet again, stops, pretends to throw the ring into the volcano. Shrugs his shoulders and turns around]

 

Randal Graves: What's the point of having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look up weird, flocked-up pictures of dirty sex you'd never have yourself?

 

Jay: You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and crap. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and crap. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... be the first motherflocker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and flock it. People would be like, "There he goes. Homeboy flocked a Martian once."

 

 

Dante Hicks: I can't believe you. I finally get my crap together. I'm hours from getting outta here, I'm really starting my life, and you somehow figure out a way to obliterate all that and reduce me to a convict.

Randal Graves: Oh, yeah, it's my fault your life is flocked up. "I'm the guy who knocked up my boss!"

Jay: [amazed] You knocked up the guy who owns Mooby's?

Randal Graves: [chuckles, and then incredulous] What?

[Explosive Misanthropy]

Pulp Fiction (of which has TONS of good quotes because Quintin Terrintino's a genius)

In the Diner towards the end

 

"Which wallet's yours?" The guys asks Samuel L. Jackson's Character

To which he replies, "The one that says 'Bad Ass Mother F*cker'"

 

And of what I have seen, Natural Born Killers, is just one great scene after another. (I've only seen half)

[Ahmad89]

Whats that movie called Elazul. It sounds familiar, or maybe not.

[Gryph]

Whats that movie called Elazul. It sounds familiar, or maybe not.

The first movie is 8mm and the second one is Clerks 2.

[Smilee]

When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

[veristic]

Ulysses Everett Mcgill: "Women... the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of men."

[Elazul Yagami]

Whats that movie called Elazul. It sounds familiar, or maybe not.

The first movie is 8mm and the second one is Clerks 2.

 

clerks 1 and 2

[Cominus]

"This is a tasty burger."

 

Pulp Fiction

[onetrueblade]

Tyler Durden: "Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

 

 

 

 

Narrator: [about the soap] "Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."

 

 

 

 

Ricky: "And you, you are too fxcking... *blonde*!"

[onetrueblade]

Brian O'Blivion: "The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the Videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, television is reality, and reality is less than television."