Jitway Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Does holy sh1t come from Holy cows or Holy Yaks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Holy buffaloes. You were close though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jitway Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Holy buffaloes. You were close though.Man Stimpy lead me astray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salorskin Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I lost my virginity at fifteen to some girl named Frances that I was seeing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salorskin Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I lost my virginity at fifteen to some girl named Frances that I was seeing. Anyways, we were at my house hanging out. My parents have this rule that no one of the opposite sex are allowed into our bedrooms, but she was allowed since my mother thought she was some innocent cute little girl (though she was about seven months my senior). My door was really awkward and never shut correctly, it would grind against the wall making a loud screech, but I closed it as quietly as possible and then locked the door with the little latch-lock I had. We were on the computer, checking e-mail and stuff, and then we started kissing... she was a little more aggressive than I (embarrassing) and she had begun taking my pants off and stuff after playing with my rooster through them. I was really into it and fondled her a little. She had asked me if I had a condom, and luckily my friend Brad had given me two a while prior to all of this. She laid on my bed, I put the condom on (first read the instructions), and then we started. It felt amazing to me, but to her disappointment it lasted less than a minute. Afterwards we just lied their, silently... it was very awkward. To break it, we started kissing and stuff... we began having sex more often after that, and luckily I got better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veristic Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 MINUTE MAN!! *laughs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skythe Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I think I was 12 or around that age. Haven't had it since. Women in Savannah, GA suck. EDIT: No wait, there was another one. I forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baekayl Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 all im going to say about my 1st time is that niether of us knew what the hell we were doing and 2 mins later it was all over.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esoteric Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I'm still a virgin at 17, pitiful if you ask me. Though, this is because a lack of effort, not sure about how well I'd have done if I tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaioshade Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Unfortunately my story isnt very exciting. I had broken up with my gf, and was kicking it with another female that was apparently interested in me. We were pretty cool friends and i actually confided in her things that were happenning with me and my gf. Before i know it im lying naked next to her, like wtf just happenned. So yea first time was weird. Not that i didnt enjoy it, just came out of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal Rose Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 People should post pictures of there first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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