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Um.... She is kidding....... actually.... I don't know if she is kidding.

 

As for my story, Id have to break the seals guarding my mind from the horror. I was 17 and I didn't wait for anyone special. That fact alone is bad, but she was......... how to put it......... Um, I just wish I waited alittle longer heh. Screw the details. Ahhhhh.... I broke the seals!

 

So yea, unless your first companion exploded into tiny Gibs during sex ..... I have the worst experience. A testament to thinking about it first. Ohh, the humanity........

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So yea, unless your first companion exploded into tiny Gibs during sex ..... I have the worst experience. A testament to thinking about it first. Ohh, the humanity........

 

 

 

 

hahahahaha...man.....

 

......That would suck....

 

Call to the police, "uh, yeah, hi...my girlfriend..she uh...just blew up into tiny bits of what looks like dog food...what uh...what should I do? I dont think I have enough bandaids or anything....."

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Hey... you look good in glasses.

Damn, the more I look at your picture, the more it reminds me of Bill Gates.

 

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... or maybe not. :)

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Still a virgin, sorry.

Nothing to be ashamed about. How old are you and why did you choose that path?

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I'm 16 years old, I still have a copious amount of time left.

Ah, a good age! Indeed, take your time. :)

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