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I'm too oblivious to my surroundings.

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I simply walk up to her and say(in sexy voice):

"Excuse me miss, but I couldnt help but notice that you were eye-raping me; what's your name?"

 

If someone came up to me and said that....I think that'd be like, "uh......"

and say, "oh, someone's calling me..." and walk away...cause that's a weird one

In a normal case, yes...BUt when you have a sexy voice of my caliber, such fears are erased.

ALthough some would prefer the more subtle:

*gives girl a picture of me*

"It's a gift your eyes were begging for.."

 

 

Geeze...what a cheese ball.....

 

I hope you aren't serious.... That's the kind of thing that would make me nervous, I'd think you were some kind of perv or weirdo.... Then again, I'd love to be a guy and do pick up lines on chicks...although, being a girl you don't really ever have to do them, cause apparently they're a lot of desperate guys out there...unless of course if you're a fugly chick or something....I also don't do the party scene.

A. I'm not old enough to drink in clubs

B. I dont go to clubs

C. Any time I was drunk I hated it and I hate the smell and taste of all alcohol.

D. I don't do drugs, and I tend to not really like the people in that scene who do them.

E. when I used to do drugs, I just felt stupid.

 

So there are my reasons as to why I prefer not going to parties or clubs.

 

but either way... Shoma, you're weird....not that being weird is bad....trust me

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Man I love alcohol, i'll drink any hard liquor. Liquor ftw! Beer however... is nasty.

Edited by veristic

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