I've seen stupidity in my life, but wow

[Reaper man]

I got this bulletin from a girl I like. I speculated that even though this girl is hot, that she isn't too bright. After reading this, I now know that she is dumb as a brick o.o I won't point anything out right now, I'll just let you guys look for yourselves what's wrong and let it sink in for a while...

 

 

Date: Nov 17, 2007 12:14 PM

Subject: 243 percent hated at school! im so bad!

Body:

 

[x] Gotten a referral.

[x] Gotten detention.

[x more like 2 mounths haha] Gotten Issp (got it for two days)

[] Gotten your cell phone taken away.

[x] Gotten suspended.

[xxxx] Chewed gum during class.

TOTAL: 5

 

[x] gotten late to a class more than 10 times.

[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times.

[x] Returned at least 3 projects in late.-

[x] Missed school cause you felt like it.

[x more like for 3 mounths] Skipped class at least 3 times.

[x] Laughed so hard got in trouble

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

 

[x] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.

[] Texted people during class.

[x] Passed notes.

[x] Threw stuff across the room.

[x] Laughed at the teacher.

TOTAL: 9

 

[] Pulled down the fire alarm.

[x] Went on myspace; friendster; xanga; etc on the computer at school

[x] Took pictures during school hours.

[x]Called someone during school hours.

[x]Listened to an ipod/cd player/mp3 during class.

[x] Hit a teacher with a textbook.

TOTAL: 12

 

[x] Threw something at the teacher-

[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.

[x] Broke the dress code

[x]failed a class.

[x] Ate food during class.

TOTAL: 15

 

[x]Gotten a call home

[] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad

[x] Didn't take your stuff to school

[xxxxxxxxxxx] Gotten a detention and didnt go

[x] Used passes from other days/ Or made fake pass

[x]Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear

TOTAL: 18

 

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Slept in class

[xxxxxxxxxxxx] Threw paper balls at the teacher-

[x] Threatend a teacher

[x] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat

[x] Treat the teacher as invisible

TOTAL:21

 

Multiply your total by 3

 

Total: 21

x 3

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51

 

repost as"___% hated in school"

[Wizard]

Well, flock her :V

[Reaper man]

oh I'd love to, but she's interested in this other boy ;/

[Mooney]

She seems like a math genius to me

 

Also, Issp = In school suspension?

[Ahmad89]

She seems like a math genius to me

 

Also, Issp = In school suspension?

Yes, and OSS is Out school suspension, similar to ossp.

[OverlordMondo]

The "threatening the teacher" bit raises questions, but I think I personally could've checked a few more of those boxes.

[Salorskin]

It's rare to find an attractive girl that's more intelligent and interesting than a strand of hair.

[Reaper man]

for those that don't get it, look at how she "adds" and "multiplies" things

 

then look at the subject... how the flock did she get 243 percent?!

[veristic]

Hoes will be hoes.

[OverlordMondo]

I actually completely glossed over the numbers.

[Devia Eleven]

Most girls I'm attracted to aren't too bright.