What Movie Did you Just Watch?

[veristic]

Four Christmases.

 

Reese Witherspoon has a nice upper face. If I had a family that jacked i'd avoid them too.

 

7/10.

[Krosigrim]

Silent Hill.

 

Meh. Twas creepy, but still mostly lame.

 

One bitch had her skin ripped straight off, another got fucking raped with barbwire... tentacle hentai style.

 

Ending had you pffting

 

I never really played the games, so I don't know if it had any real connection. If it did it was probably quite vague. I don't even know how to rate this one... Im a seriously tough critic, and thriller/horror doesnt really do it for me. Their usually shit. I like this more than most I have ever seen, probably do to the how shit worked. As in the premise.

[Inky]

So I married an Axe Murderer.

good stuff.

[Krosigrim]

Bring me back. Damn it's been forever since I've seen that!

[Inky]

you can stream it on Crackle.com now!

 

Head! Pants NOW!!!

[Shibathedog]

Actually the Silent Hill movie doesn't really make any sense unless you have played the games. They don't really explain anything that is going on or why. (hard to explain without giving it all away, I know it seems like they did sort of) The ending makes more sense as well although it still isn't great.

[The-Ice-Man]

^ Replacing Harry Mason with woman = Fail.

[veristic]

^Pyramid Head ftw.

[Weirdy]

Pyramid head's appearance was so pointless. He only appears in one game (Silent Hill 2), but he's a manifestation of repressed feelings.

[Devia Eleven]

Inglorious Basterds, outstanding film.

[Shibathedog]

Just watched GI Joe. I was blown away by how terrible this movie was. I am convinced that the cartoon had to be better (never got into it) just because this movie was so bad. The acting, storyline, dialogue, writing, characters, choreography, faux technology, music, transitioning, and even the way it was filmed was just absolute shit. Only about 1/4 of the special effects where any good, none of the fighting/tech/anything was believable, and not a single minute was entertaining. I could point out some examples but I really want to just forget this movie ever existed (some straight up ridiculous shit happens in this movie). I give this movie a 1/10 just because they managed to avoid a low budget look and they at least managed the basic structure of a story. What a waste of my time. If you haven't seen this movie yet don't bother. It wasn't even entertaining because it was bad (although I laughed pretty hard when Norton Internet Security popped up on the top secret government computer and during the ridiculous particle accelerator scene). I don't even think Mike Nelson and the gang could save this movie. There is just no excuse for this.

 

Rotten Tomatoes 36/100

 

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/gi_joe/

 

IMDB 5.9/10

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1046173/

 

Metacritic 32/100

 

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/gijo...ra?q=G.I.%20Joe