Skythe Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 Tempting? Well, trigger finger tempting yeah.
Cominus Posted September 30, 2009 Posted September 30, 2009 ^ Whats wrong with you, she gots stacks and a fatass, what more could you ask for? A soul? Not gonna happen.
Fatal Rose Posted September 30, 2009 Posted September 30, 2009 ^ Whats wrong with you, she gots stacks and a fatass, what more could you ask for? A soul? Not gonna happen. Epic L0LZ. :lol: :lol:
Hawq Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 We're nerds. The only fantasy we can think of is for a chick to dress up like Princess Leia in the slave outfit.Think that ones goes for any guy that's ever seen Jedi regardless of nerd rating
Skythe Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 ^ Whats wrong with you, she gots stacks and a fatass, what more could you ask for? A soul? Not gonna happen. A face and musical taste worth a shit. Don't get me started on the ink.
Fatal Rose Posted August 22, 2010 Posted August 22, 2010 Anyone need advice? I might be a bit rusty but I am back in the game.
emsley Posted August 22, 2010 Posted August 22, 2010 My name is Rob Mcdonald and I fancy a girl who works at the local shop. Every-time I see her I piss my pants and run out of the shop waving my arms around like a faggert. One time I got the bottle up to run in the shop with my number scrawled on a piece of paper, i ran as FAST as i could gave her the number and said "Txt me anytime!!!" then turned BRIGHT RED and ran out of the store.She didn't text me back, please advice me what to do.
Fatal Rose Posted August 23, 2010 Posted August 23, 2010 My name is Rob Mcdonald and I fancy a girl who works at the local shop. Every-time I see her I piss my pants and run out of the shop waving my arms around like a faggert. One time I got the bottle up to run in the shop with my number scrawled on a piece of paper, i ran as FAST as i could gave her the number and said "Txt me anytime!!!" then turned BRIGHT RED and ran out of the store.She didn't text me back, please advice me what to do. Show her your butt. Also offer to lick her rectum after a 20 minute run.
emsley Posted August 23, 2010 Posted August 23, 2010 I followed your advice and got arrested.Rob, Mcdonald.
Inky Posted August 23, 2010 Posted August 23, 2010 stab the guards with a shiv when they let you out for a shower and make your escape.
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