Women and their ungodly desire to screw sh!t up and consume chocolate

[Salorskin]

Managers of what...your Dick...lol

 

 

 

hahahahahahha I wish one of them was!

 

But really they're managers at the store I work at. One is a major flirt, the other pretty much hinted she wanted me to ask her to be my valentine. Might as well I guess. If I drank with them there's no doubt that something would go down.

[Inky]

Jack is my friend too, he's so helpful. I think he should have an honorary Psychology degree.

hahah reminds me of the song "sue jack danials - Reverend horton heat.

last night I had a run in with an old friend of mine

everthing was cool, everyone was feeling fine yea

then he went up and hit me with the old dance floor

lawsutis pending won't be the same no more no!!

 

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for

hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree

he hurt me this morning with the bright sun light

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night

 

he pushed me into a thorny ol' bush

only about a hundred needles down on my tush

having so much fun with my buddies at the bar

but it wasn't very funny when he made me wreck my car

 

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for

hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree

he hurt me this morning with the bright sun light

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my here I go

 

Look in the mirror and what do I see

some big ol' canker sore lookin thing on me no!!!

I'm gonna sue and the lawyer says I'll win

I'm gonna take that money and do it all again

 

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for

hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree

he hurt me this morning with the bright sun light

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night

 

I'm gonna sue

Jack Daniels

just me and you

gonna have a duel

high noon