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Some chick on facebook that I abuse:


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Name: Bev

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Quick background: Met her ages ago in a pub when I was living in a hostel, know her threw old friends sister and kissed her one night nothing much came from it but I could always ruffle her feathers and get reactions from her. Maybe by just sending this link I could rule her even more? LOL only kidding.

 

Ok how we roll:

 

Message title: Tart

 

Me: I'm going to throw a hard back copy at your head.

 

BOrv: And I shall launch it back at you. Or maybe just put a match to it cos that's all it'd be good for.

 

Don't LOL at me either. I hate it!

 

Me: Send pic of tits please ASAP!!!11!!!

 

BoRv: flock OFF.

 

p.s. 'through' NOT 'threw'!!!

 

Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

OMFG!! LOL!111!

Email mobile? Address? A/S/L ??

You crack me up lass!

 

BoRv: Jog On.

 

Me: Is it that time of the month again?

 

BoRv: No. I just find you irritating.

 

Me: Internet... Serious business..

Remember to not use CAPS!

You make me (lol)

 

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ROUND TWO FIGHT!

 

Me: How you doing sweetie.

Im in a nice mood today,, So i thought I would be nice to you.

xxx

 

Borv: Well that's a flocking shock!!!!

 

Me: Am I mostly cruel to women?

 

BoRv: I dont understand what you are asking!

 

Me: Do you wanna see my pecks?

 

BoRv: Go on then could do with a laugh!

 

( I then try and get a picture of my pecks but cant get the camera to load to my old mans PC)

 

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Over stuffs gone on but they are long winded posts!!

You're a winner BoRv! :D

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