John Rambo vs Solid Snake

[Mooney]

Snake can kill dogs with his sweat.

[Inky]

rambo ate dogs in Nam.... raw.

[Krosigrim]

Rambo's (Stallone's) mom reads peoples fortunes through their ass.

That's right, Jacqueline Stallone is the mother of Sly Stallone and she has the mystical powers of reading your future based on an imprint of your ass. In the past, this nutjob has also claimed to be able to talk with your dogs over the phone as well.

 

Here is the proof. DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT GIVE THIS CHICK YOUR BUSINESS YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!! This just validates my claim to those who don't believe...

 

Rumpology... I couldn't even make this sh!t up...

 

Look, I know Rambo is NOT Stallone... but still...

Edited September 26, 2008 by Belthasar

[Skythe]

 

I win.

[Inky]

 

I win.

live free - die hard = you lose

[Skythe]

Negative. You seem to misunderstand what a hero is.

[Krosigrim]

= win

 

You see... look... he is right next to ultra cutie here... so he is my hero. heh.

[Skythe]

That's cuz she's his co-star. She plays as Elle (the chick who shoots electricity). She also played as Veronica Mars under the show of the same name.

[Krosigrim]

That's cuz she's his co-star. She plays as Elle (the chick who shoots electricity). She also played as Veronica Mars under the show of the same name.

I KNOW THAT.... hehehehe I just couldn't remember her name. I just found this pic while searching for Hero, and decided to use it because of her. She is cute... but too skinny. Girl needs to eat something.

[Skythe]

She's a Vegatarian. I refuse to say Vegan. Her name's Kristen Bell. She also has a slight lazy eye.

[Krosigrim]

She also has a slight lazy eye.

Yea I noticed... Makes her look even cuter. It's not so much "lazy" as it is just slightly off track. Gives the slight "cross" in one eye and looks adorable... to me at least. When I hear "lazy" I think one eye looking sideways.

 

ANYWAY... Solid Snake could CQC Rambo in his sleep. But if it came down to a gun fight... Headband... yea... on top of that, Snake is a pimp.