Skythe Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 /salutes alcohol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooney Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 'Twould be a wise idea to go to medical school and learn how to replace a liver right about now, methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotica Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I always knew that it was really beer that made the world revolve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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