Agozer

[Devia Eleven]

This person seems to have to most interesting posts to read, his avatar is sinister, and his username is of nothing I've encountered before. How do you know so much about emulators? What is your life story? Why does it seem like your demeanor is difficult to define?

[ken_cinder]

All of that information is top secret. We the staff at 1emulation urge you to not "nose around" sensitive areas. You may get a visit from 2 guys in black suits, wearing Ray-ban sunglasses carrying pens that flash a red light.

 

Public statement: All you need to know is Agozer = Teh r0x0rz!

 

 

You didn't hear this from me, but we are led to believe he is not of this world.

 

[Fatal Rose]

I know a lot about the guy, it's a pleasure knowing him. Very humble, honest, and kind.

[Chaotica]

Agozer is one of the foundations of this place. 1Emu wouldn't be 1Emu without him.

[Gryph]

Agozer's demeanor is not difficult to define. His demeanor is the definition of TOTALLY BADASS.

[Agozer]

Hm.

 

I am a man of mystery. I am a man of honor. I am... a doctor!

 

 

Doctor of emulation. Of sorts. Since 1997. I probably have no life either, although I'm trying my darnest to prove otherwise on a daily basis. My life story... is rather uneventful actually, with occasional moments of divine comedy, sarcasm and irony. Plus, like some of you might know, Gryph and myself do not really exist in physical form.

[Fatal Rose]

Hm.

 

I am a man of mystery. I am a man of honor. I am... a doctor!

 

 

Doctor of emulation. Of sorts. Since 1997. I probably have no life either, although I'm trying my darnest to prove otherwise on a daily basis. My life story... is rather uneventful actually, with occasional moments of divine comedy, sarcasm and irony. Plus, like some of you might know, Gryph and myself do not really exist in physical form.

 

Why am I excluded?

[Lucandrake]

Hm.

 

I am a man of mystery. I am a man of honor. I am... a doctor!

 

 

Doctor of emulation. Of sorts. Since 1997. I probably have no life either, although I'm trying my darnest to prove otherwise on a daily basis. My life story... is rather uneventful actually, with occasional moments of divine comedy, sarcasm and irony. Plus, like some of you might know, Gryph and myself do not really exist in physical form.

 

Why am I excluded?

 

Women can't touch those without physical forms thus your excluded for having touch women.

[Inky]

it's gotta be the hat.

[Agozer]

Last time I checked, Fatal wasn't part of the advanced board software.

 

And yes, the hat does make me, uh, more approachable in some situations, but it does not reflect my "true" demeanor in the slightest. Except on that one day when I supposedly graduated from high school.

[emsley]

Agozer knows his stuff.