Inky Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 They say if you wake up without morning wood, you're gay. Is this True? Easiest way to get rid of morning wood is just takin a leak xDshow me a guy who doesn't wake up with morning wood at least once a week and is under the age of 50 and I'll show you a liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoma Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Wait all i have to do is pee?R u serious!?HAs another secret to life been unlocked!??!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skythe Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Wait all i have to do is pee?R u serious!?HAs another secret to life been unlocked!??!?!?! Secret Achievement Unlocked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken_cinder Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Wait all i have to do is pee?R u serious!?HAs another secret to life been unlocked!??!?!?! Yeah, good luck with taking a piss in that condition, it's not physically possible. And this is officially THE oddest thread ever on this site. Though like solidius23 said, if I didn't get some or do so myself, I WOULD end up in a clock tower somewhere with a rifle. Oh and another thing, an active prostate is a healthy prostate so start early! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybarite Paladin AxL Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 I just happened on this thread by chance. I have a stable relationship and we have sex twice a day usually on weekdays due to uni. I'm really addicted to having sex and the more I have, the more I want. When I'm away from my girl I find I masturbate much more often then when I'm not in a relationship. I'm 20 now, 21 this November. When I was younger (15-16) whenever I jerked it and blew my load, I always felt that I didn't want to have anything to do with it for at least 6-7 hours. Not because of misplaced feelings of guilt or other culturally imprinted falsehoods, but because at that time, I considered it too much effort. I also found that growing up increased my frequency of masturbation little by little. My carnal desires increase dramatically when I have a girl as well. When I'm single I usually smoke more weed so I can soothe the beast within. You are missing out by not having sex really, a lot. For me at least it's dangerously addictive. My girls usually complain and want me to relax but I just keep wanting more and more. I don't really back down because I've found out that if you do them long and often enough, they start wanting it more too. Just my 2c. As Chaotica said, don't change your habit, change your mindset. And try to find a girl and get sexin'. But always be a gentleman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Wait all i have to do is pee?R u serious!?HAs another secret to life been unlocked!??!?!?! Yeah, good luck with taking a piss in that condition, it's not physically possible.Maybe you got super boners that close off the urethra, but I can take a leak with a boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devia Eleven Posted March 2, 2009 Author Share Posted March 2, 2009 You know, honestly, I wish my natural heterosexual hormones were absent. I would love to be neutralsexual, (neither liking female or male), so I wouldn't have to constantly worry about performing sex at least once before I die. Yes, I know that is impossible, hence my masculinity, but sex would be less of a conundrum if it was completely erased from my brain. I want to abolish sexual feeling, all of my porn can be respectfully deleted, all sexual pursuits will be terminated. Why spend weeks or even months to build a relationship with a female just to have sex? My cold and unmoved emotions comportment towards opposite sex relationships will prevent me from ever having sex. Let this virgin urinating stick rest in its grave without mention, or cowardice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fumanchu Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 You think WWWWAAYYYY to much!just chill out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 You know, honestly, I wish my natural heterosexual hormones were absent. I would love to be neutralsexual, (neither liking female or male), so I wouldn't have to constantly worry about performing sex at least once before I die. Yes, I know that is impossible, hence my masculinity, but sex would be less of a conundrum if it was completely erased from my brain. I want to abolish sexual feeling, all of my porn can be respectfully deleted, all sexual pursuits will be terminated. Why spend weeks or even months to build a relationship with a female just to have sex? My cold and unmoved emotions comportment towards opposite sex relationships will prevent me from ever having sex. Let this virgin urinating stick rest in its grave without mention, or cowardice.cut your balls off and become a monk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devia Eleven Posted March 2, 2009 Author Share Posted March 2, 2009 You know, honestly, I wish my natural heterosexual hormones were absent. I would love to be neutralsexual, (neither liking female or male), so I wouldn't have to constantly worry about performing sex at least once before I die. Yes, I know that is impossible, hence my masculinity, but sex would be less of a conundrum if it was completely erased from my brain. I want to abolish sexual feeling, all of my porn can be respectfully deleted, all sexual pursuits will be terminated. Why spend weeks or even months to build a relationship with a female just to have sex? My cold and unmoved emotions comportment towards opposite sex relationships will prevent me from ever having sex. Let this virgin urinating stick rest in its grave without mention, or cowardice.cut your balls off and become a monk. Indeed . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucandrake Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 That quote was win inky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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