Agozer Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I still don't think that you should give up masturbation entirely. I mean sure, if you make the little fairies in charge of creating the product overwork themselves, the quality of the product will decrease. Seeing as the product they create in turn creates life, a decrease in quality is something you don't want. Give them little scrotum fairies some slack from their pace of work (and a few months off even) and they'll work more rigorously in the future and the quality of the product will once again soar. Customer satisfaction is guaranteed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoma Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I still don't think that you should give up masturbation entirely. I mean sure, if you make the little fairies in charge of creating the product overwork themselves, the quality of the product will decrease. Seeing as the product they create in turn creates life, a decrease in quality is something you don't want. Give them little scrotum fairies some slack of ther pace f work (and a few months off even) and they'll work more rigorously in the future and the quality of the product will once again soar. Customer satisfaction is guaranteed.I wanna buy from this guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 It's not an easy thing to become Master of your Domain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal Rose Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 You can do it! Shoot for the sky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotica Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I don't think I have ever met someone who takes masturbation so seriously. It's normal, it's a stress-release valve, and everyone does it. Why feel guilty for? I don't think you should change your masturbation habits...I think you should change your thinking. Just enjoy yourself. It's harmless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devia Eleven Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 I've been told often that I think too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2eyez Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 And they say that you'll go blind if you jack off too much. If that was true, all men would be blind. Plus, men think about sex all the time. It's in our nature. I say, go get laid if you get the chance and remember to be safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 so how goes the non masturbation? and will you please stop changing your name Davia, it's flocking confusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devia Eleven Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 so how goes the non masturbation? and will you please stop changing your name Davia, it's flocking confusing. It was Devia. It won't happen again, I've reached my limit. This name is sufficient because it now matches all of my other forum and website monikers. Before this thread was created, I was masturbating on an average of twice a day, for probably three days a week. Even when I received random erections at home, they became pests and the quickest way to get rid of them, was to masturbate. Random erections are bothersome and undesirable. Especially when in the morning, those come out to be ridiculous. I also have a small sore from masturbating without any type of lubricant. I've ceased masturbation for a week and now the cut has healed one hundred percent, it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodPigeon Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 They say if you wake up without morning wood, youre gay. Is this True? Easiest way to get rid of morning wood is just takin a leak xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidius23 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 beat yo crap its yours do what ya want with it , if ya dont u are gonna end up in a clock tower somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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