Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
I was out in the gas station the other day buying me some chips, and a long comes this dude that I've never met and says "You want some crack and pu-ssy for $50?". I smile and shake my head.

that sounds like a good deal, you should have jumped on it. :D

  • Replies 126
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted
I was out in the gas station the other day buying me some chips, and a long comes this dude that I've never met and says "You want some crack and pu-ssy for $50?". I smile and shake my head.

 

So a guy hit on you? :D

Posted
I was out in the gas station the other day buying me some chips, and a long comes this dude that I've never met and says "You want some crack and pu-ssy for $50?". I smile and shake my head.

Shake my head yes or shake my head no?

Posted

No I shook my head no! lol

 

It was weird, but he later described it as "Come over my crib, *insert address*, I got crack, weed, p-ussy, anything you need man, it's right there".

Posted

no one ever offers to sell me weed, crack or pu-ssy.

 

it's kinda disappointing.

Posted

this is like a buffet, except all you pay is 50 bucks. The way it sounds its almost like he opened a restourant for crack, weed and p***y.

Posted
this is like a buffet, except all you pay is 50 bucks. The way it sounds its almost like he opened a restourant for crack, weed and p***y.

It sounds like a family friendly kinda place!

Posted

this is like a buffet, except all you pay is 50 bucks. The way it sounds its almost like he opened a restourant for crack, weed and p***y.

It sounds like a family friendly kinda place!

I wonder what the slogan/catchphrase would be for this famialy friendly place?

"Come and get high and grab some hairy-pie!!!"

Posted (edited)

this is like a buffet, except all you pay is 50 bucks. The way it sounds its almost like he opened a restourant for crack, weed and p***y.

It sounds like a family friendly kinda place!

I wonder what the slogan/catchphrase would be for this famialy friendly place?

"Come and get high and grab some hairy-pie!!!"

Crack Pot Donut Shop

"So Good, it should be illegal" ;)

 

---

Even though it really is :D

Edited by Snow Patr0l
Posted

this is like a buffet, except all you pay is 50 bucks. The way it sounds its almost like he opened a restourant for crack, weed and p***y.

It sounds like a family friendly kinda place!

I wonder what the slogan/catchphrase would be for this famialy friendly place?

"Come and get high and grab some hairy-pie!!!"

Crack Pot Donut Shop

"So Good, it should be illegal" :)

 

---

Even though it really is ;)

OR

"2 cracks for the price of 1!!" :D

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...