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I just recovered from an illness and got sick again!

 

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lols

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You sure it's not the hiv? Or possibly herpes, gonorrhea, the clap, papilloma, or syphallis?

Or perhaps Herporrhea? Clapilloma?

 

I'll tell you what I think you should do. Stop drinking anything other than water or REAL fruit juice. In fact... only eat fruit for a few days. No meat or junkfood. You need to cleanse your system... I think you sh!t is all out of wack, and I believe you need to fill up on only good stuff. Fruit is a good way of purging the system of crap, whil giving it the stuff in needs.

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You sure it's not the hiv? Or possibly herpes, gonorrhea, the clap, papilloma, or syphallis?

Or perhaps Herporrhea? Clapilloma?

 

I'll tell you what I think you should do. Stop drinking anything other than water or REAL fruit juice. In fact... only eat fruit for a few days. No meat or junkfood. You need to cleanse your system... I think you sh!t is all out of wack, and I believe you need to fill up on only good stuff. Fruit is a good way of purging the system of crap, whil giving it the stuff in needs.

another way to do that is go on an all meth diet. just smoke meth. are you thirsty? Smoke meth. are you hungry? smoke meth. Bored? smoke meth. too high on meth? smoke crack to even out.

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Uh....you should go see a doctor. You have productive mucus, you're experiencing chest pain on breathing, and you've had a recent history of infection.

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another way to do that is go on an all meth diet. just smoke meth. are you thirsty? Smoke meth. are you hungry? smoke meth. Bored? smoke meth. too high on meth? smoke crack to even out.

 

that is good advice. soon you wont even remember your name, the date or that you were even sick without getting your fix.

 

 

 

 

all joking aside get well soon

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When the hobo has the sign that reads "Will Blow For Food" that usually comes with an added bonus.

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