lol. stupiddest scam spam ever!

[endoplasmic reticulum]

look at the scam spam i got at 6:40 in the morning today! my email sent it automaticly to the spam folder, my first hint that it was spam. also, the address is incorrect. the phone number is probably too but i will check it next time i get to a payphone cuz i dont want those bastards calling my house. also, the guy signed of at the end saying: MR WILLIAM E.A. wtf does that mean? the email adress is zoe_frank. also, the email adress is non-commercial (yahoo) and its a hong kong address. the mailing adress is f*king japan. also the bad grammar is a clue (eg. "united state dollars", "adviced", etc.). i also say some pretty weird language. just look at the first line of the message. "just concluded"!?? oh come on. like any1s gonna believe these chinese bastards are legitimate. this is actually my very first scam email (i cal it scam spam). my dad gets over 50 emails a day and most are spam and scams like these. he'll laugh his head off when i show him!! i should get into some one elses email or make a new email i will never use and say to them "f*ck you chinese bastards for sending me bloody spam! im reporting you to the UN!" or something. by the way i blocked my email address with asterisks (the star thingys lthat look like this: * ).

 

lol. i just got a great idea. im gonna fill in information but the address will be my school and for sex im gonna put n/a like its a he/she/it. and for occupation im gonna say prostitute/drug dealer/principal. and for the phone number i will put the local police department! haha those bastards deserve it. if i see those scammers on the street, im gonna kikc them in the nuts or the mangina. watever wurks best.

 

From: <zoe_frank@yahoo.com.hk>

To: <************@gmail.com>

Subject: PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD -[Fri, 1 May 2009 21:49:46 +0000]

Date: Thursday, April 30, 2009 6:58 AM

 

THE TOYOTA MOTORS COMPANY

PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD

DEPT TOYOTA AVENUE

65 EXCHANGE ROAD,ORTIGAS BUILDING

TOKYO,JAPAN.

TOYOTA COMPANY OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws held on the 28th February 2009 by Toyota Motor Company in conjunction with the Japan International Lottery Worldwide Promotion, your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won $500,000.00(Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) each on the Toyota Company Promotion dated as stated above.This is from the total price of $10 million United State Dollars shared among the 20 lucky winners.you are therefore approved for a lump payment of $500,000.00(Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars)

However the results were released on the 8th March 2009 and your email attached to ticket number (7PWYZ2006) and ballot number (BT:12052006/20). The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.

This Lottery is approved by the Japanese Gaming Board and also Licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

As indicated by the computerized selection machine,your lucky winning number falls within our Asia booklet representative office in THE PEOPLE REPUBLIC OF CHINA as showed in the coupon.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize..

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.

In other to claim your $500,000.00 prize winning,which has been deposited in a designated bank.

However,you will have to fill the form below and send it to the promotion manager of THE TOYOTA MOTOR COMPANY for verification and then you will be directed to the bank where a cheque of $500,000.00 has already been deposited in your favour.

NAME:.....................................

AGE:.........................................

SEX:.........................................

ADDRESS:(RESIDENT ADDRESSONLY)...............................

EMAIL:......................................

PHONE:...................................

OCCUPATION:..........................

AMOUNT WON........................

COUNTRY:................................

Please you are adviced to complete the form and send it immediately to our Promotion manager through email for prompt collection of your fund

(CONTACT PROMOTION MANAGER)

Name: DR FRANK ZOE

E MAIL: zoe_frank@yahoo.com.hk

PHONE: +86 134 8082 5613

You are to keep all the lotto information away from the general public

especially your ticket number and ballot number.(this is important as a case of double claiming will not be entertained)

*Staff of Toyota Motor Company and the Japanese International Lottery Company are not to partake in this Lottery.

Accept my hearty congratulations once again!

Yours faithfully,

MR WILLIAM E.A

(VICE PRESIDENT FINANCE)

 

 

 

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[Weirdy]

cool story bro

[ken_cinder]

Email a picture of Goatse back to them........