Wal-Mart Anticipates Your Demise.

[Hera]

What I find funny about it is that they're priding themselves on having memory tubes with the caskets. They say that most places will try to up-sell with a casket with a memory tube.

 

In case you don't know, a memory tube is a plastic cover thingy for a name tag of the deceased. In case there's a flood and the caskets are floating around, they want identification of the person without having to open them.

[emsley]

Thats just nuts, I want burning when I go.

[The-Ice-Man]

Apparently in Brazil where my Dad lives, they don't do burials, when you die you're cremated within a day or two. He'd be ash before I even knew he was dead.

[Hera]

I want my funeral to be like in the movie "First Knight"

 

Being cast off on a small boat and have an archer shoot a flaming arrow, burning me on the water.

 

You could smell me for miles. mwahaha

[emsley]

^ You would become roasted then the boat would sink and the fish would be like "Mmmm BBQ !!!!"

[The-Ice-Man]

Anyone else reminded of when you die in The Lost Vikings?