emsley Posted December 18, 2009 Posted December 18, 2009 Make news posts, put special hats on and part the oceans. i think Gryph should be crowned king of the world if not the galaxy for his contributions to everything Gryph like. If you do not like this idea I think you should turn off your PC and think about what you have done. I hate you if you dont think Gryph is king of everything. He is so great he wont even post in this topic. I also heard he watches Predator once a day. He Your master, your father and the holy ghost. Worship him or many bad things will happen like posting on 1emu BUT THEY NEVER APPEAR!!! Allah! Yay!
Agozer Posted December 18, 2009 Posted December 18, 2009 Mr. G is like the G Man from Half-Life; mysterious to the extreme, and very coy about it.
emsley Posted December 18, 2009 Author Posted December 18, 2009 He is everything. Remember to start all posts with "Bows" when addressing He. And hope he is so Mercifully on the day he does not zap you with his lazer eyes. If he commands you to his bidding it must be done.
Shoma Posted December 18, 2009 Posted December 18, 2009 Hmmm, what a nice spam-ish thread here.Gryph is a cool guy, i'll give him that
emsley Posted December 18, 2009 Author Posted December 18, 2009 Prepare to be enlightened when he speaks all must listen!
emsley Posted December 18, 2009 Author Posted December 18, 2009 Bows/ He speaks!!! King Gryph: I agree. It's ok for the king to hate black people.
Inky Posted December 18, 2009 Posted December 18, 2009 I heard that Gryph was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Gryph killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Gryph totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
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