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The Sun (UK EDITION)

 

LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK

 

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

 

2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

 

3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

 

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

 

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

 

6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG

 

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

 

8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

 

9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

 

10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER

 

11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK

 

12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

 

13. WHLE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS

 

14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

 

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

 

16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

 

17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

 

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

 

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

 

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

 

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

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