L.S.D Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 The Sun (UK EDITION) LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP 2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER 6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT. 8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY 9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE 10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER 11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK 12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT 13. WHLE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS 14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE 15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER 16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER 17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL 18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION 19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL 20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER 21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!__________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cominus Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Gayyyyy, what about gay sex, do these still apply? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 Gayyyyy, what about gay sex, do these still apply?You can always come up with those appropriate for gay sex I am sure you have plenty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cominus Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Gayyyyy, what about gay sex, do these still apply?You can always come up with those appropriate for gay sex I am sure you have plenty Yeah, what was the last one you told me before I put it in your ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 WTF is with the caps, man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 WTF is with the caps, man?Lol, is this pun intended? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emsley Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 A girl used number 20 on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skythe Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Pfft, just cause a small gas leak in your house to pass her out and then go to town on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cominus Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Pfft, just cause a small gas leak in your house to pass her out and then go to town on her. +1 and dont forget to light a match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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