The-Ice-Man Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I love monster boobs, but not when there're two monster bellies underneath. You know there are hookers in Leeds Ems. Why go to London? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emsley Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Heh, Only place I know is winstons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidius23 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 holy shit my eyes my poor eyes, damn u will was that a dude in drag????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krosigrim Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 holy shit my eyes my poor eyes, damn u will was that a dude in drag?????Fuck if I know... but I think so. I have seen a great many things that cannot be unseen... I must share them. Unless you have the visual memory I have, you do not have it as bad. Lets just say its burned into my brain. Its really something huh... I still cant believe this is the crap they have for $8 something every 10 min. Perhaps this is all a joke? This is all too ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emsley Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I've been using this service for the past two days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krosigrim Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I have so many things I can say... I opt not to. LOL joking aside... Id have to kick you in the balls if you did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veristic Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 This is why I stick with Action Adventure and RPGs. If I wanted companionship while playing a game, i'd ask my girlfriend to watch with me and have her scowl at me from behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawq Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 good god enough people hit to to make it die, how desperate are these peo.. uh on second thoughts no need to answer, we can guess Horny gamers crash 'console prostitutes' site A site which services sex-starved gamers with the opportunity of playing online against attractive females for cash has... erm... 'gone down'. Sorry. GameCrush.com is basically an escort service that offers gaming fun instead of sexy times. For $6.95 an hour, players choose one of the many scantily-clad ladies on Gamecrush's books - and then proceed to take her down on a title of their choice. Halo, Gears Of War, GTA - they're all there. And... well, that's it really. No dirty talk, no 'happy endings'. Just sore thumbs. You'd think gamers would be a bit above some cheap exploitation like this, right? That it's degrading, yeah? You'd be wrong. The site's Open Beta has been abandoned due to massive demand. It's homepage currently reads: 'The GameCrush Public Beta is temporarily unavailable due to the incredible user response (more than 10,000 inquiries in five minutes). We are adding new servers to provide players with the best PlayDate experience possible. Games with GameCrush PlayDates start at $6.60 for ten minutes. Lord, help us. CVG crowd, feel free to throw in some sex-related game puns below to get us through these dark times. Or just express your despair.source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 I doubt those were interested paying gamers. more likely it got on digg or slashdot or something and was just pounded by the curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emsley Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Lets see how this goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 it was linked on Penny arcade. thats enough to crash an unprepared server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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