emsley Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Man I was lied on my sofa watching manly science stuff when I get a call off an old friend so I pop up to see her, anyway this other chick likes me so were talking, and she tells me she is 5 weeks pregnant and she wasnt 100% sure who the father was and im like 'back away slowly.' What do I look like? A surrogate father without the joygasim? This chick is is on benefits for suicidal depression and adult ADHD...Shes a good looking girl n all and she is nice enough but I got to be honest, if she just got a bun in the oven and she is loopy i think its safe to say i should look at other options. But get this:8 months back im with this chick for about a month, I liked her and thought why not? Then things just drifted cause I was drinking too much, and im talking to her today and she tells me she is SEVEN months gone... (uh ok)And now this one tells me she is 5 weeks gone and i had my chance with her last summer. Wtf? Any other chick want to get with me then go get pregant or claim its mine please form an orderly cue. What a crock of shit/.html Tell your women to come to england and get pregnant to anyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veristic Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 She should put it up for adoption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidius23 Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 wow thats crazy shit right there and on a second note why dont u fucking use condoms numb nuts lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someboddy Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 The first thing you should do is switch the brand of condoms you use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emsley Posted April 4, 2010 Author Share Posted April 4, 2010 I think all the women i know hang around at dockside bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidius23 Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 ems u r glossing over the fact about the condoms lol u need to wrap your lil soldier before u plunge him in the battlefield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidius23 Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 and stop fucking crazy chicks anyway thats a good way to wake up missing your dick anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skythe Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 ADD is bullshit. It's a fancy way of saying you're bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emsley Posted April 5, 2010 Author Share Posted April 5, 2010 No guys no I aint slept with the crazy one, the one before that she made me put a rubber on. I only want a chick with intelligence and a personality , i had one before but she hated me. I always attract lunatics. I cant wear a condom im catholic Just kidding. I know I should wrap up then they cant pull the baby card trick. I had an STD check and Im clean. Dont worry guys im on the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veristic Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Here's a thought, perhaps find a girl you want to actually be with (duration) before sleeping with her? Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emsley Posted April 5, 2010 Author Share Posted April 5, 2010 I still think ADD is parth myth part truth, but WHY in the past ten years has all these assholes started popping up with the disorder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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