Internet friends aren't who they claim to be?

Salorskin · December 14, 2010

Well she gave me her entire life story (and made some embelishments, still don't know who the guy is) and when I found her on tumblr I gained access to pretty much all of her pictures. She's a major nerd...and I get the feeling she has issues socializing with people since she has a ton of insecurity issues (using someone else's photos suggest as much to me).

Dont sweat it bro - i reckon this sucks - and i can imagine anyone falling for this.

edit: give mer her facebook she aint fucking with the 1emu boys!!
ON ON ON!

I have more investigative work to do since there are several false profiles involved, will post dox and findings when I get home

**Hard Core Rikki** · December 14, 2010

**Sturmvogel** · December 14, 2010

That's some really creepy shit Salor....I'm surprised you didn't unravel this much sooner. I think almost anyone is susceptible to this kind of deception, but its hard to imagine someone keeping up a deception like this for so long.

I'd confront this person, let them know you don't like being toyed with and deceived about who they are and just move on. If you wanted to take it a step further (this may happen anyhow as you unravel/sort out identities), you may want to tell common friends/acquaintances of what this person is doing.

Probably not a no brainer here, but I tend to only deal with people I acutally know or have at least met in person. Not saying you should limit yourself, but unfortunately there are people who for whatever reason are lacking something, or don't like themselves in real life. So they manufacture themselves an online life. It's pretty sad....

**emsley** · December 14, 2010

I made a list of stuff we can do to her (if its a she)

1. Punch her.

2. Drown her.

3. Set her on fire.

4. Suffocate her with a pillow.

5. Eat her legs.

6. Bukkake her to death.

7. Rape her.

8. Send her funny facebook messages.

Hope you like my ideas guys it took me a long time to think of them.

**solidius23** · December 14, 2010

I made a list of stuff we can do to her (if its a she)

1. Punch her.

2. Drown her.

3. Set her on fire.

4. Suffocate her with a pillow.

5. Eat her legs.

6. Bukkake her to death.

7. Rape her.

8. Send her funny facebook messages.

Hope you like my ideas guys it took me a long time to think of them.

hmmmm seems number 8 is the only one that won't land any of us in jail.

**emsley** · December 14, 2010

You're thinking to far ahead...

Sometimes you just have to act, know what I mean broksif?

LoRd_SnOw · December 14, 2010

I made a list of stuff we can do to her (if its a she)

1. Punch her.

2. Drown her.

3. Set her on fire.

4. Suffocate her with a pillow.

5. Eat her legs.

6. Bukkake her to death.

7. Rape her.

8. Send her funny facebook messages.

Hope you like my ideas guys it took me a long time to think of them.

Keep going! these are all awesome ideas for the Emsley's world video game.

#8 sucks though

I Recommend we do this to her.

Edited December 14, 2010 by LoRd_SnOw

**emsley** · December 14, 2010

My video game would be inspired by postal 2 for sure.

But with just more sick crazy shit.

LoRd_SnOw · December 14, 2010

No, but it's filled with prostitutes, sluts, whores, hookers from the 60's and 80's, expect the old hag in the pic above to be in the game as well... I'm sorry that's all i can reveal, company policy.

**emsley** · December 14, 2010

No, but it's filled with prostitutes, sluts, whores, hookers from the 60's and 80's, expect the old hag in the pic above to be in the game as well... I'm sorry that's all i can reveal, company policy.

I like the idea of this game.

Salorskin · December 15, 2010

Okay, So I have here a collection of nearly all of the myspace profiles she created with stolen pictures. 15yr old is her sister... yes, she made a false page of her sister (have her sisters e-mail account and can find her page, but not really interested in that). Anyways, I currently only have access to my family computer and my PC is in a storage facility - that one had several of the actual myspace accounts of the following people:

Blue Dahlia

Cookie

Ceci (the one I have spoken to on the phone - the photos aren't of her and are of someone else)

Jessi (obviously her sister)

and last but not least, a not-fully-deleted-profile of the person she is pretending to be.

I don't truly care, but obviously you will find my page on two of the profiles I'm going to link everyone to. My original intent was to locate each person and then inform them of the identity fraud, buuuut it doesn't really seem like that's going to be happening since I'm have difficulties relocating Cookie's true profile (highschool nickname); last bit of info I read is that she was in the process of moving.

I'm thinking the smoking gun is with some character whose name I don't recall... Alex had spoken to me about him before, since I asked because he was in several high school pictures with "her"... she obviously doesn't like him, I'm assuming he was mean to her in high school... Almost all of these kids went to Sultana High School (in Hesperia, CA) and graduated '05.

I feel so fucking strange knowing all of this shit. I guess that's what 6yrs of having someone talk to you about their "friends" and shit gets you.

Alex - http://www.myspace.com/princess_alliecat

Ricky ("ex-husband-turned-boyfriend") - http://www.myspace.com/404715849

Ricky - http://www.myspace.com/rickythedouche

Cookie - http://www.myspace.com/killa_cookie

Valeria (real name Fabiola <goes to school in Long Beach>) - http://www.myspace.com/fabi_v

DOE (according to her, Valeria's ex <which isn't true>) - http://www.myspace.com/101899857

Ceci (spoke with her on the phone <photo not of her>) http://www.myspace.com/105770249

Ricky's ex-girlfriend - http://www.myspace.com/119923386

Jessi/sister - http://www.myspace.com/168316719

Cassandra - http://www.myspace.com/82833493

Josh - http://www.myspace.com/loveispoop