makru Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Well, they made us write poems in English class recently, and being the political events addict that I am, I wrote a funny political poem. Enjoy. Democratic Candidato en StaccatoBy George I. Once upon a time there was a boy named BushHis Dad had an oil fieldBut the son was in no rushTo reach his birthrightGo to Yale and become PresidentNot by the popular voteBut the winner was evidentSo said Judge Rehnquist Lo and behold, three years passedThe country was in turmoilWar and TerrorForget the PeaceThis ain’t no TolstoyGoing after Saddam and Bin LadenWhile Kim Jong il munched his RamenSo our great leader said WMDAnd off we went Reborn was PatriotismIt was the true time to feel like an AmericanA year from which we stood shylyNo weapon was foundNot even a missileOr plutonium wizzleTorches ablaze, Democrats rangThe Doorbell of the campaign house04’ was painted on the door And it was their time to fight for the White HouseAn election war First there was Dean, the left wing leftyHe was so popularHis campaign donations were heftyAnd then arrived seven othersKucinichWho ate mucho spinachSharptonWho lived in a bourgeois reverend’s apartmentClarkWho was out of the political ball parkGephardtWho gave the unions their partGrahamWho was as old as green eggs and hamBrownThe motherly voice That acted pro choiceLiebermanWho needed to chill out on conservatism and get a tanEdwardsWho just pretty please wanted to play niceAnd then came the stormOne “specially interested” Senator came into the frayJohn KerryA small time playerWho months earlier did not have a prayer Meanwhile, Dean got madHe had spent all his moneys And the voters picked KerryBye bye to the Vermont Governor’s honeys Now Dean was not happy,He became meanScared all the little children,In one werewolf-like screamAnd that was the end of the $40 million wonderDean’s reign was over Kerry was on fireSaying that the President conspiredTo be AWOL from National Guard Duty The White House screamed: “Liar!!” And that’s how it started, the Great 04’ raceMuckraking and lobbyistsPoliticians with untruthful tastes And what of Edwards,the good little boy from NC?Well, for him it probably isn’t meant to bePossibly VPOr an early retiree But we don’t know yetRepublican or Democrat?The votes are not setIt is all in your hands, dear American citizenNow is the time to decide,And elect your President Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magus Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 woah write a poem on "Aliens vs Predator" ;] p.s. predator always wins. (in avp2 anyway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Well, they made us write poems in English class recently, and being the political events addict that I am, I wrote a funny political poem. Enjoy. Democratic Candidato en StaccatoBy George I. Once upon a time there was a boy named BushHis Dad had an oil fieldBut the son was in no rushTo reach his birthrightGo to Yale and become PresidentNot by the popular voteBut the winner was evidentSo said Judge Rehnquist Lo and behold, three years passedThe country was in turmoilWar and TerrorForget the PeaceThis ain’t no TolstoyGoing after Saddam and Bin LadenWhile Kim Jong il munched his RamenSo our great leader said WMDAnd off we went Reborn was PatriotismIt was the true time to feel like an AmericanA year from which we stood shylyNo weapon was foundNot even a missileOr plutonium wizzleTorches ablaze, Democrats rangThe Doorbell of the campaign house04’ was painted on the door And it was their time to fight for the White HouseAn election war First there was Dean, the left wing leftyHe was so popularHis campaign donations were heftyAnd then arrived seven othersKucinichWho ate mucho spinachSharptonWho lived in a bourgeois reverend’s apartmentClarkWho was out of the political ball parkGephardtWho gave the unions their partGrahamWho was as old as green eggs and hamBrownThe motherly voice That acted pro choiceLiebermanWho needed to chill out on conservatism and get a tanEdwardsWho just pretty please wanted to play niceAnd then came the stormOne “specially interested” Senator came into the frayJohn KerryA small time playerWho months earlier did not have a prayer Meanwhile, Dean got madHe had spent all his moneys And the voters picked KerryBye bye to the Vermont Governor’s honeys Now Dean was not happy,He became meanScared all the little children,In one werewolf-like screamAnd that was the end of the $40 million wonderDean’s reign was over Kerry was on fireSaying that the President conspiredTo be AWOL from National Guard Duty The White House screamed: “Liar!!” And that’s how it started, the Great 04’ raceMuckraking and lobbyistsPoliticians with untruthful tastes And what of Edwards,the good little boy from NC?Well, for him it probably isn’t meant to bePossibly VPOr an early retiree But we don’t know yetRepublican or Democrat?The votes are not setIt is all in your hands, dear American citizenNow is the time to decide,And elect your PresidentIt's about time someone with political interests speaks up! I opened a Who Would You Vote for President thread and it pretty much died. I too am a politics addict. Nice poem though! Quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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