Jokes...revived

[Gryph]

That's pretty appropriate, I thought.

[Texas]

HA HA HA HA! Great Jokes especially the part were y'all were threated to be sensored!

[L.S.D]

I recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house, and

ended up not having anything to drink despite the

offer. Below is how the offer was made to me:

 

Question : "What would you like to have..Fruit juice,

Soda, Tea, Chocolate, or Coffee?"

Answer: "tea please"

 

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey

bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

 

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer : "white"

 

Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer : "With milk "

 

Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer : "With cow milk please.

 

Question : " Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner

cow?"

nswer: " Aarrrgg, I will take it black. "

 

Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar

or honey?"

Answer : "With sugar"

 

Question :" Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer : "Cane sugar "

 

Question :" White, brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer : "Aarrrrrgggghg ! forget about tea just give

me a glass of water instead."

 

Question : "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer : "Mineral water"

 

Question : "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"

Answer : "Gee! I give up just forget about

everything."

[Weirdy]

Parental Advisory: DIRTY JOKE!!

 

 

how do you know you're at a gay barbecue?

 

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the hot dogs taste like sh¡t

[-VIOLENCE-]

My Friend Sands Of Ash:... Whoo... *TRIES NOT TO LOOK AT THE REDHEAD WITH LONG LEGS* "Know any good jokes?"

 

Me: *LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY*

 

Yeah... [inside joke]

 

soo now ever since that day we call women with long legs who know how to use them "JOKES"

 

ex: damn! that woman got JOKES!

 

 

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Jokes.. Do I know any jokes... hmmm

 

umm... damn i can't think of anything non racist... errr nvm

 

oh wait! the one about the... naw that's XXXX... flack it

[Gryph]

I'm a sucker for corny jokes, so here are two.

 

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What do you call a missing parrot?

- A polygon.

 

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What is Beethoven doing now?

- Decomposing.

[-VIOLENCE-]

I'm a sucker for corny jokes, so here are two.

 

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What do you call a missing parrot?

- A polygon.

 

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What is Beethoven doing now?

- Decomposing.

why did the chicken cross the road?

 

- he never did

 

 

 

ekekkee!!

 

I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK FOLKS!

 

*throws tomato at me*

[Weirdy]

if you got a home thats mobile and 14 cars that aren't......you might be a redneck

 

if your richest relative buys a new home and calls you to help take off the wheels...you might be a redneck

[Gryph]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

- Because he was looking for a chicken.

[Cominus]

I'm a sucker for corny jokes, so here are two.

 

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What do you call a missing parrot?

- A polygon.

 

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What is Beethoven doing now?

- Decomposing.

Those arent corny, those are nerdy. Step away from the soil.

[Weirdy]

I'm a sucker for corny jokes, so here are two.

 

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What do you call a missing parrot?

- A polygon.

 

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What is Beethoven doing now?

- Decomposing.

why did the chicken cross the road?

 

- he never did

 

 

 

ekekkee!!

 

I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK FOLKS!

 

*throws tomato at me*

why did the chicken cross the road?

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you were telling jokes on his side

Edited April 12, 2004 by Weirdanzeige