Cominus Posted April 12, 2004 Posted April 12, 2004 This is The Joke thread. Someone should just put a general discalimer here.Yeah but theres a difference between a joke/insidejoke/insult a joke goes like 2 whore walk into a bar, and inside joke is like "hey, your moms hot" and an insult is "hey you see those 2 mexicans....they crossed the border LOL LOL LOL ...... " What kind of ship is that? or "a black person is just a hairless mokey"<---come on, thats just straight up racial slur, especially with the diversity in these fourms. Now if he said a mexican who triped and fell in some mud and people called him a cuban i guess thats funny but there was no story.
Agozer Posted April 12, 2004 Posted April 12, 2004 I said I was sorry. Come on man, I don't want to get on your bad side. *offers hand*
Weirdy Posted April 12, 2004 Posted April 12, 2004 Pete and Repeat are on a boat, Pete jumps off, who's left?
Cominus Posted April 12, 2004 Posted April 12, 2004 I said I was sorry. Come on man, I don't want to get on your bad side. *offers hand*Are you offerng to wank me? Sure, go for it. j/k it's kool
Agozer Posted April 12, 2004 Posted April 12, 2004 I said I was sorry. Come on man, I don't want to get on your bad side. *offers hand*Are you offerng to wank me? Sure, go for it. j/k it's kool Somehow I knew that you were going to say that.
L.S.D Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: Have you any grounds?POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms. LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is "yes."LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?POLE: NO, she white.LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?POLE: SHE going to kill me.LAWYER: What makes you think that?POLE: I got proof.LAWYER: What kind of proof?POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read-it says, "Polish Remover."
Gryph Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references. -----"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice. Her mother paled. "And it's all your fault," continued the girl. "My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life." "Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"-----
-VIOLENCE- Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references. -----"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice. Her mother paled. "And it's all your fault," continued the girl. "My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life." "Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"-----ooo naughty naughty words my virgin eyes!!
Gryph Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references. -----"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice. Her mother paled. "And it's all your fault," continued the girl. "My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life." "Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"-----ooo naughty naughty words my virgin eyes!! Cover your eyes!!! Here's another one. -------If you want to have fun some time, go into a restaurant's kitchen and yell "IMMIGRATION!" - Milton Berle-------
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